Good job, Fox News...you almost kept a straight face!

But he asked for McCain voters first.

That’s what I saw, too. The story he went to report was that Pennsylvania is split, and by god, that’s the story he was going to file! It didn’t make a lick of sense, but that’s what he he’s paid to do, so…

In the absence of other evidence, I’m gonna interpret it as a straight-faced joke.

At least he had the sense to realize that what he was saying was absurd.

Did you even consider the possibility that the McCain supporters were keeping their hands down out of respect because he can’t raise his? You do know that he spent years as a POW, don’t you?

:slight_smile:

That’s nothing - Obama has spent his entire life being black.

'S true.

Ooh, a new Reality Show - Who’s the Bigger Martyr? Except Obama ain’t playin’!

You dont say.

Really?

I didnt know that.

(why is Johny Carson always quoted when somebody says that?, also, who is Johny Carson?, sometimes American pop culture throws me for a loop, i remember wondering what the heck “GOP” was for years until i saw it spelled in a wiki article)

Johnny Carson was “I did not know that.” He didn’t use the contraction when he was conveying surprise. Just FYI.

ETA: Don’t ask for explanations of pop-culture anymore than you can ask for explanations of language or idiom. It doesn’t make sense. It will never make sense. It just growed.

Not to hijack the thread, but to answer the Carson question (risking being whooshed, but not everyone knows what “everyone knows”).

Johnny Carson was the host of the talk show The Tonight Show for just about 30 years, from 1962 til what? 1991? I forget just when it ended, and Jay Leno took over.

Dana Carvey did a nearly spot on impression of Carson, and said, “I did not know that”. Carson was much admired as a genuinely nice guy, much like Paul Newman was, and Carvey made the line his. So people are really quoting Carvey doing Carson. Carson died a few years ago, from emphysema I think. He was a heavy smoker.

Sorry, I guess I’m old, because I don’t remember Carvey doing Carson. I remember Carson doing Carson. :smiley:

ETA: Didn’t even know Carvey did Carson. Thought Carvey did Bush 41 and the Church Lady.

When he asked who was voting for Obama, I saw a nearly perfect split. Half of the hands (+1) in the room were up. Half of the hands (-1) were down.

That’s very biggardly of him. :slight_smile:

What’s very biggardly of whom?

The “bigger martyr” thing. Darn thread moved too fast before my comment posted. :slight_smile:

It’s the quick and the dead around here!

http://www.danacarvey.net/carpics.html
Scroll down, and there’s an audio of Carvey/Carson saying, “That is some weird, wild stuff…”

Which can apply to the Faux News bit we were discussing (he said, trying to stay on topic).

Thanks!, no wosh here, i truly didnt know :).

“He says the sheriff is near!”