I’m not really sure wether or not this topic has been already covered…and if it has been…sorry.
Here are my picks…more to come of course:
Dune:Paul Atredies-“I must not fear. Fear is the mindkiller. And fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will abate my fear. I will permit it to pass over me.”
The baron’s lackey-“It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Safu that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stain, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.”
Seven: Jon Doe-“We see a deadly sin on every street corner in every home and we tolerate it, we tolerate because it’s common peace,and it’s trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon and night.”
The Princess Bride-“You’ve been mostly dead all day.”
Spaceballs-“I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes.”
Monty Python and the Holy Grail-“First comes the spanking, and then the oral sex.”
Love is passion. Obsession. Someone you can’t live without. Someone you fall head over heels for. Find someone you can love like crazy, and will love you the same way back. Listen to your heart. No sense in life without this. To make the journey without falling deeply in love, you haven’t lived a life at all. You have to try, because if you haven’t tried, then you haven’t lived. ~*~ William Parish, Meet Joe Black
Harry: Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you didn’t have great sex with…Sheldon. … No you didn’t. A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal Sheldon’s your man, but humping and pumping is not Sheldon’s strong suit. It’s the name. Do it to me ‘Sheldon’, You’re an animal ‘Sheldon’, Ride me big ‘Sheldon’. Doesn’t work.
Diane Court: Nobody thinks it will work, do they?
Lloyd Dobler: No. You just described every great success story.
The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don’t be a guy.
Maybe I didn’t really know you. Maybe you were just a mirage. Maybe the world is full of food and sex and spectacle and we’re all just hurling towards an acropolis, in which case it’s not your fault. I’m been thinking about all these things and…you’re probably standing there monitoring. And one more thing – about the letter. Nuke it, flame it, destroy it – it hurts me to know it’s out there. Later.
All kind of long I know but I really liked them, I’ll be back with more later.
Here is another one: One of the things you learn after years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug… Especially if it’s waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye."-Fear and Loathing in LV
The Wild Ones
Nice Girl: “What are you rebelling against?”
Marlon Brando: “Whatta you got?”
The Thing (the original):
(Closing line of the movie)
“Watch the skies…”
Apocalypse Now
Martin Sheen: “When I was here I wanted to be home, and when I was home I wanted to be here… I didn’t say anything to my wife until I said ‘yes’ to a divorce.”
Apocalypse Now
Robert Duval: “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!”
“Your job is to watch the fixations. People fixate on ideas, anything to distract them from the fact that they’re all just bored, impotent, meaningless nothings waiting to die.” - Split
“You know Squeezit, the chickens are always willing to help, but what can chickens do?” - The Forbidden Zone
“It’s not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.” - Rocky Horror Picture Show
Fausto, the little midget king: “I will have a whole army of zombies! Zombie army corps, zombie navy corps, zombie space cadets!” - The Forbidden Zone
“Well, we’ll be coming 'round your house when the revolution comes.” - Eat the Rich
Eric Idle: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them. John Cleese: But… you can’t have babies. Eric Idle: Don’t you oppress me. John Cleese: I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the fetus gonna gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?! This Is Spinal Tap:
Marty DiBergi: Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
There was a madness in any direction at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda …
You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning …
And that, I think, was the handle – that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t
need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting on our side or theirs. We had all the momemtum; we were riding the crest
of a high and beautiful wave …
So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high water mark – that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
The Wedding Singer:
-Yeah, have a few drinks and then, you know, drive home.
-You need a prostitute!
-Hey, Wedding Singer… Owwwooooo (falls down, breaks glass)
-So let’s cut the stupid cake, cause I know the fat guy is gonna die if he doesn’t eat again soon.
Happy Gilmore:
-Some people might call that luck. I’ll call it…well, luck I guess, but so what!
-You can have a nice warm glass of Shut The Hell Up! Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.
Billy Madison:
-Chlorophyl…more like Bore-ophyl!
-Is that it dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?
-I had a bad case of loser denial myself, until the track team shoved a parking cone up my ass.
-Billy: The mucous queen is yours.
Frank: THANKS!!!
-I’ll tell you who took those lunches…that damn sasquatch.
-Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of AISS. I know from experience dude, if you catch my drift.
Billy: No you don’t.
Bus Driver: Not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her GOT IT ON! WOOWEE!
Bus Driver: No no, they didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if the did.