The part I’m confused about (well, the part that is probably easily answered that I’m confused about) is why you keep saying “watch” when you apparently mean “wash.” Is that some kind of slang?
Autolycus is the EddyTeddyFreddy of silly sushi songs, though chansons des poissons crus sounds more dignified
:dubious: :eek: 
Autolycus slices his fish
And serves up the sushi while wish-
ing his boss would explode
Like an inflated toad
And spatter the rice-cooking dish
OK, while I thought the rant was decent (and I can relate since I work in a restaurant too - Auto, we seem to have a lot in common…)
That line really made me smile.
Wait a minute - aren’t you in your early twenties? If so, how do you know about the Witch Doctor song? I can barely remember it myself, and I’m fifty!
Eat enough times at Johnny Rockets and you would be amazed what songs you pick up