Good, recent bumper stickers

Sometimes context is everything.

Yesterday I saw an older model, faded red GMC pickup truck with one of those big black tool boxes bolted to the pickup bed. Mounted on either end of the box were life-sized human skulls, tinted dull green. There were two translucent decals in the rear window, one a Confederate battle flag with the stars replaced by skulls, the other reading “Steelers”.

On the rear bumper was a “Kerry for President” sticker.

“Excuse me, sir, are you one of them bedwetting liberals?”

Not an actual bumper sticker (although I’ve thought of making one up and sticking it to my office door)–a comedian many moons ago was making fun of the I [heart] my [picture of dog breed] bumper stickers and was imagining other combinations. My favorite (well, actually, the only two I can remember) were “I [club] my [baby harp seal]” and “I [spade] my [cat].”

I remember seeing in some cheesy catalog where you could buy rolls of stickers that were either hearts, clubs, spades, or screws. Change “I [heart] my [dachshund]” to “I [screw] my [dachshund].”

My favorite bumper sticker: Honk if you’re Jesus.

I’ve seen the cat one. There was a spay/neuter clinic giving them away when you had your cat spayed.

If you can’t trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?

It looked really old though.

Just say “meh” to apathy.

Hee. I googled to see if I could buy this, and I found these available ones..

I love cats. Want to trade recipes?

you have different fingers

I’ve always wanted to see “I’d rather be driving.”

I’ve seen that one on the car of someone who loves to golf.

I saw one that I thought was funny on the back of a pickup truck:

You say tomato
I say F**k You!

One I’d like to have:

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

On the back of a Jaguar convertible: “This is my other car.”

Saw a guy in a Harley shirt whose back read, “If you can read this, the bitch fell off!” Found it rather offensive until i saw his wife’s shirt: “This bitch ain’t falling off!”

I’ll nominate my own. It’s a small black sticker with white text that reads:

Who’s bringing the chips?

Oh, yeah, and the other day I saw “Keep honking…I’m reloading.”

On my Jeep:

“Jesus would want you to think for Yourself”

On my BMW 7 series:

“I spent 4 years in college for this?”

My husband has an “actual size” sticker on his Mini Cooper.

I saw a bright red sticker that said “If this bumper sticker is blue, you’re driving too fast”. It took me a second, and then I choked on my coffee. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I saw this one today:

Frodo Failed
Bush has the Ring

My friend has had “BullSHit” on his truck since 2001.

I also like, “Jesus is coming. Look busy.”

It’s true, too!