It seems no matter how much I shake it, wave it, tug it, squeeze it, spin it, smack it, hammer it, drive it, hit it, or speak nicely to it, whenever I put it back, there’s always on last drop of urine to get on my boxers.
Guys, has anyone figured out a way to get passed this damn blasted last drop getting on your boxers after taking a piss?
Toilet paper.
Yeah, but they don’t keep toilet paper next to the urinals.
so pick up a wad on your way to the urinal?
Old poem from childhood:
No matter how you shake or how you dance,
those last few drops go in your pants
thank you - don’t forget to tip your waitress…
Okay then… where do you dispose of this toilet paper you brought over to the urinal? Urinals aren’t designed to flush toilet paper. :eek:
a) <And this is gross> Trash can.
b) Better alternative: use the stalls.
Always?
I hate it when guys use the stalls standing up and pee all over the place. When it’s time to use it properly, it’s a mess.
Ahem … other guys.
Join the other 3 billion guys who just don’t give a shit and put that nasty thing away, droplet or no droplet, before someone gets hurt, o.k?
the BLT.
the ball lift technique.
get as much urine out of that urethran motherfucker as you can.
jb
Explain.
If you’re treating it like that I can’t blame it for holding some back to wet your undies with. You’re lucky it doesn’t wet your bed just for spite.
Take some toilet paper (or paper napkin which is stronger) and pack it in your briefs.
hell, sailor, that’s not a bad idea. you could kill two birds with one stone. not that talking about my bird and stones is entirely appropriate in this thread, though.
jb
My mom informaed me not too long ago that dad blow dries his pants after urination.
Crud.
She also INFORMED me of that choice morsel.