I’m tired, it’s cold here and no one will miss me. I’m off to real life. I’ve ignored it too long.
Good Bye.
Gosh, we WILL miss you, but hope you enjoy Real Life! Dress warm, take a box lunch and look both ways before crossing, dear!
Holy fright, where did this come from? Of course, we’ll miss you, silly. Enjoy it while it’s out there. If things get too rough out there, you know where we’ll be.
But you’re practically the only other crankily butch guy on the Unaboard! I’ll have to start concerning myself with people’s FEELINGS, fercrissakes!
Real Life?
:: tests out the way it sounds ::
“Real life”.
What is this “real life” of which you speak?
:: somewhere deep inside there’s a glimmer ::
Wait … I think I experienced that … once, a long long time ago. It was nice 
My email’s in my profile, SZ, don’t be a stranger!
But we never had a chance to fight crime together ! How are we going to a dynamic duo if you go do this “real life” thing ? Huh ? How ?
Answer me !!
Saint ?
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