Goodbye, Straight Dope

[Czarcasm]

@k9bfriender

No, he’s not a winner, not in any real sense.

Hey! I’ll have you know that I am up to level 248 on the Jungle Jewel game.

[Scumpup]

@k9bfriender

No, he’s not a winner, not in any real sense. However, in comparison, you are the loser here. You owned yourself trying to use big words that you didn’t understand.

It was kinda funny, but the humor get less amusing as you keep digging, For the sake of levity, cut it out.

Go away, pustule. I am having a little talk with someone who, odious as he is, is worth a truckload of you.

[Czarcasm]

@Scumpup

Go away, pustule. I am having a little talk with someone who, odious as he is, is worth a truckload of you.

I…win?

[k9bfriender]

@Scumpup

Go away, pustule. I am having a little talk with someone who, odious as he is, is worth a truckload of you.

True that, thank you for putting me in my place.

I haven’t even played Jungle Jewel.

But I do know what pastiche means.

[Chisquirrel]

@Scumpup

You know, I was tempted to do a Czarcasm pastiche and turn this into an endless JAQ-ing Off session, but no. You are a miserable little man whose whole life turns on this place. IRL, from your own self-description, you are a moral and physical coward. You lack virtually all of the graces that anyone would find endearing. Go back to your miserable life of daily humiliations. Nothing I could say to or about you would sting you any worse than the thoughts you try to suppress every night when you go to bed.

Careful, everyone! We’ve got an Internet Tough Guy here! Czarcasm may be a coward, but we all know Scumpup don’t play that way!

Don’t piss the bed again tonight, you schmuck.

[Bryan_Ekers]

I, too, measure k9bfrienders by the truckload. And I unload them with a pitchfork.

[Scumpup]

@Chisquirrel

Careful, everyone! We’ve got an Internet Tough Guy here! Czarcasm may be a coward, but we all know Scumpup don’t play that way!

Don’t piss the bed again tonight, you schmuck.

Look up Czarcasm’s own posts on his “pacificsm,” shitheel.

[Riemann]

@k9bfriender

But I do know what pastiche means.

My favorite is Cornish pastiche.

[El_Kabong]

@Riemann

My favorite is Cornish pastiche.

Pastiche? Isn’t that that anise-flavored drink the French like to sip during summer at the beach?

[Dag_Otto]

Ok, I’m going to admit up front that I didn’t read the 6 pages of crap before this, but the OP’s point of this being a left wing leaning board only really should apply to the pit, IMHO, and Elections forums, and to some degree GD. But when Fotheringay-Phipps, who is generally on the right wing side of the board asked a question about a water valve, we just straight up answered his question and tried our best to help him. So the OP is just having a hissy fit, at least when it comes to his characterization of the SD not fighting ignorance. If you hang out on the forums where people express opinions, yeah, it’s a bit lopsided, but not everywhere. Hell, I’m not gonna search for it, but I think we’ve even did the same for Clothy a time or two.

[steatopygia]

I gave him some advice about lawn mowing issues he was having.

[Riemann]

@steatopygia

I gave him some advice about lawn mowing issues he was having.

Was he trying to figure out how to mow his lawn without ever turning left?

[HeweyLogan]

@Scumpup

Look up Czarcasm’s own posts on his “pacificsm,” shitheel.

For those that don’t want to search on their own, it’s here

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=704624&highlight=pacifist

One of my favorites, because it’s so tardtastick.

[Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus]

@Buck_Godot

Totally agree, this message board has become totally hostile to certain ideas and attitudes. Flat earthers, believers in pholgoston, and cryptozoologists can’t make three posts here without their ideas being criticized and told that the “facts” don’t support them. When we fail to acknowledge the possibility that 0.9999… is actually less than 1, it is an indication of the close minded group think that permeates these boards and prevents us from having a more balanced outlook. It is the reason that so many free thinkers like cladking leave our ranks and never come back, causing us to miss out on his illuminating theories of pyramid construction.

If we want to break out of our echo chamber we need to treat all ideas equally, regardless of the evidence supporting them. After all isn’t that what this board is about?

The maunderings of flat earthers should be respected? Are you serious?

At first I thought you must be whooshing us but then your post went on and on. Was it just a more subtle kind of whoosh?

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[steatopygia]

@Riemann

Was he trying to figure out how to mow his lawn without ever turning left?

Much much worse.

[Lobohan]

Well, now that fucknut is gone, I guess I’ll come back.

[steatopygia]

Shit. I knew that would happen.

[Riemann]

@Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus

The maunderings of flat earthers should be respected? Are you serious?

At first I thought you must be whooshing us but then your post went on and on. Was it just a more subtle kind of whoosh?

Is that the right way to use the term “whoosh”? I thought a whoosh was not the joke/sarcasm itself, but when the joke/sarcasm is missed, i.e. when the intent of the post “whooshes” right by.

It was obvious to me that Buck Godot’s post was solid sarcasm, by the way:

…we need to treat all ideas equally, regardless of the evidence supporting them. After all isn’t that what this board is about?

[voltaire]

@Lobohan

Well, now that fucknut is gone, I guess I’ll come back.

Quick, post an Obama quote of your choosing so we can decide whether or not we got the good side of this trade.

[jz78817]

@Happy_Lendervedder

Wait, you’ve been here 11 years and you think there’s an account to be closed? This ain’t a credit union. Just leave. Or don’t. That’s kinda how it works.

But how could he fish for attention that way?