Da’ cook will die and so shall I from this site forever. Goodbye.
Don’t take any wooden nickels.
Uh, OK. Bye then.
da’ cook, we hardly knew ya.
Well, I’m kind of curious about why you’re leaving? Are you pissed off? Did you decide to devote more time to “real life?” (That’s be a mistake, IMHO. Real life is highly overrated. 
)
Anyway, Peace.
Come on over, you’ll complete my matched set - da’ maid, da’
gardener, da’ nanny, and of course da’ chauffeur.
[Anne Robinson]
G’bye.
[/Anne Robinson]
<tugging ear>
I’m so glad we had this time together…
DT bows his head respectfully: “May the Mighty and Omniscient Toadness lead our soon to be departed member, da cook, to peace and fulfillment in his after(the boards)life.”
-sobs into tissue-
How will I ever live without you?
[sub]Seriously, I’m sorry you’re leaving…goodbye and goodluck.
Hey brother, how old are you. You’re not allowed to do anything drastic until you’re forty.
Whew. I’ve got a couple years left then.
Hein?
47 varieties?
Well, while they’re all being flip, because they see a high count as an honor and a low one as a dishonor, I see the reverse. I’m sorry to see new people leave. I hope you haven’t been offended, just ran out of things to say. And don’t be afraid to come back when you have had a breather. A little distance may give you the perspective to ignore the things that bother you today.
Really? Thanks for letting me know how I think:)
Or, you know, you could, like, back that up with a fact or two thrown in to add to the conjecture you’ve got going;)
Hey, pun, saw your little flame war in the Pit. I applaud da’cook for taking self-censoring measures rather than make things worse. If everyone here would do the same in the heat of battle, I’m sure it would make things easier on the mods.
OTOH, if the leopard proves unable to change his spots, maybe he should stay away.
Or just get a new account 
I strongly suggest you do not get a new account. We make every attempt to limit posters to one user name. If we find a person with more than one, we’ll deactivate all of them. This is clearly stated in the agreement you should have read when you registered.