Can someone kill my account

One of the mods, please kill my account. Thank you. I don’t need anyone blasting me on their blogs or journals that people can access off search engines. I made a few mistakes, but I don’t need people blasting me. Thank you.

And whoever has me in their online journals and/or blogs, please take them off.

you know, this would be a lot more believable if you left the site after expressing your disgust with us yet your online indicator remains lit up like a sad little christmas tree.

Generally speaking, emailing mods is the best way to get attention from them when you need something rather than posting to the boards… of course another option is just to log out and go away.

bye bye now

Sorry. I’ll log off.

don’t worry, you can watch the thread for any wailing and/or gnashing of teeth at your passing without being logged in, it is much more classy that way.

Hmm, it is strangely quiet around here so far…

Kputt’s kputt.

Hehe, I am clever.

Fucking attention whore.

No one can miss you if you don’t go away.
'Course, no one will miss you if you do.

Oh, wow, my curiosity is piqued. I’m about to do a search on kputt right now.
Oh wait.

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. You won’t be missed. Buh bye.

you don’t need the mods to kill your accountant. i’ ll do it cheap. Why you want him killed. Did he skim a little off the top and get you in trouble with the T -men. Don’t matter he will be wearing cement boots before two shakes of a lambs tail just say the word brother

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

Maybe rather than “someone,” the title of your OP should have asked the murderers specifically to “kill” your account, murder being so routine for them and everything. :rolleyes:

Simply eliminating your username will not prevent your posts from showing up in a search. Your posts will still remain, and be indexed by search bots.

I did tell you that I didn’t mean that. It was stupid. I’m stupid. I’m just plain stupid. SO people, please leave me alone. Please.

Hey, I’m in.

You’re an Asshole, kputt. Capital fucking A.

If you don’t want to be harassed, stop making stupid posts.

If you are unable to comply with this simple directive, then just don’t post anything.

After all, it’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal that you’re chewing on an albatross.

And THAT has to be the quote of the day folks.

:smiley:

Oh, see ya kputt.

Why don’t you just ask to have a name change?

Why all the fucking drama?

This is getting tiresome.

Or you could just leave if you find the company so distastful.

Buh bye now.

Gadfly (great name, by the way), is that a “Rime of the Ancient Mariner” reference, or am I reading way too much into that?