I want a gorilla suit.
Not some cheapie one…a really cool Rick Baker-type thing with five-foot long arms and a fully articulated face.
And a beach-front cottage in Mendocino where I can run around in my gorilla suit and not get hassled by The Man.
I want a gorilla suit.
Not some cheapie one…a really cool Rick Baker-type thing with five-foot long arms and a fully articulated face.
And a beach-front cottage in Mendocino where I can run around in my gorilla suit and not get hassled by The Man.
Of course you may!
Oh, I also want:
an X-Wing fighter. A REAL one that really flies and I can go into space and stuff.
My own Artoo unit.
A REAL lightsaber with a purple blade
to rule the world.
I want an island stronghold. This would do nicely.
www.vladi-private-islands.de/sales_islands/ sites/3b_dark.html
A private submarine such as this.
http://www.ussubs.com/Luxury_folder/lux.phoenix.html
And finally I would like my own farm stocked completely with miniature animals of all varieties. I would hire only very very short farm hands and build to scale buildings. I would then stride about the place as if I were a Titan.
That is all.
[li]A Phar Mor sales person vest that says “I won’t let you pay drugstore prices” on the back.[/li][li]A sign from a local park that says “Beyond this Point” there are several of them there. [/li][li]A tube of Sour Cream[/li][li]School coloured condoms[/li][li]A Vinyl copy of Pink Floys’s The Wall and Dark Side of the Moon[/li]A coin encrusted toilet seat
I want:
A pet alpaca.
One of those Bear in the Big Blue House toys that does the cha-cha and sings.
A pair of pink ugg-boots. I ordered a pair online once, but they were too small so I had to send them back.
Chandler from Friends wore a seriously funky pair of slippers that talked in one episode. Always thought a pair of those would be quite cool
Failing that then a tank to simplify parking.
Want a Global Positioning Satellite device on my watch. Ya, and combined with an altimeter, compass and temperature guage. Great for backpacking and trekking, which I haven’t done for about 10 years now.
Cards, “I want my own think tank, mansion and a yacht.”
That would be good if it was all in one. A tank mansion yacht would look awfully funny.
Well, ThinkGeek has added to my list, but…
I want a Swedish Chef Kitchen Playset with Lobster Bandits. It’s coming out in September of this year, so I’m told.
The previous head of my list was a full set of Mattel Tuf-Stuf alphabet blocks, but I got those on eBay last year.
Oh, where to begin?
Him. (With Cryo-tube, of course)
My own movie theater. With MY choice of movies. (The original Metropolis (With accompanying organist) in a double feature with the South Park movie, for the premiere. That should give a movie critic or two an aneurysm)
And if I was a multibillionaire, I’d have Boeing custom build a 2707 SST for me. The first version, with the swing-wings and fixed position nose. Outfitted in luxury. I’d feel like Johnny Quest.
And a secret genetic experimentation facility hidden in the amazon rain forest Let’s just say that in about 20 years, the bio-ethics people would be VERY upset. And a bunch of “furries” would be VERY happy.
I’d also like to decide who lives and who dies. That always seemed like a lark.
Top THAT.
Ranchoth
(“They’re coming to take me away, he he, ho ho, ha ha…”)
Not possible with just a railgun. It’d have to launch a guided rocket, which I suppose qualifies as ‘some object’, but makes things more complicated.
What would you do with the ability to launch bullets into space?
I want a giant solar powered ground effect seaplane, that I can skim around the ocean on. Helios, but bigger and lower.