DISCLAIMER: Get ready to pit me, I freaking love this show. It helps me milk the inherent bitchiness that I so rarely get to employ as a grown-up professional nowadays, plus I love shoes. Sue me.
I’m glad that Serena and Blair made up, because frankly Serena as Bitch just doesn’t work as well. Leighton Meester is a genius at it, though, and I love watching her.
I hate Dan. I used to be ambivalent, and now it’s pure hate. He is such a judgemental bastage. Now that he and prettyboy Nate have teamed up, I can ‘consolidate the hate’.
Lily and Rufus: Everyone else could fall of the face of the earth when you two look at each other That Way. I squee. I squee, and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
Vanessa: Here, hold this.
Chuck, chuck, chuck. I adore you and your effeminate, unbelievably ludicrous ways. Your plaid and your sidepart inspire me. Well played, my friend. Screw Nate. I’m with you. You did the right thing, and according to next week, you may even tag Blair again. Go you. Getting her into a red merrywidow is No Small Feat.