Yeah, I yell at him - how can you get to be your age and not know that??
There’s another one sort of like it, starts with “you totaled your brand new car” and goes on about how the insurance is only going to pay 3/4 of the value. Well, yeah…
:smack:
Sounds like the same guy that lists his SLR camera on Craigslist.
“Paid $400 for it 10 years ago, but I’ll take $390 since it’s a little scuffed.”
I did once drop a dog-shit on a car’s windscreen for blocking us in. And an entire chocolate milkshake on another’s for nicking a parking space just as we were maneuvering into it. hangs head in shame
I have been banned from cutting the lawn now. More because of the whole “7 months pregnant” thing, combine with having a fall on Saturday (baby’s fine, my pride, knees & elbows are damaged) then fainting on Monday.
Guess who’s got an extra visit to the midwives tomorrow!
And the worst lawn on the street 
You could put up a sign on the lawn with “We’re Pregnant” or some equally icky saying. Then maybe all the neighbors would take turns mowing your lawn.
It’s too bad it’s not like here, where you don’t actually have to have your license on hand while driving, as long as you have one that is valid and can present it at a police station within a certain amount of time after a traffic stop. It’s silly that you can lose your license or have to pay fines just for not having it with you at all times.
It may actually be that way. At least, a lot of places are, even if you don’t think they are.
I’m pretty sure Arkansas is that way. Sure, you get the ticket, but people who show up in court with the license get off. Though we’ll see–my sister got hit with one for not having proof of current insurance. She later realized the one in her glove box was not out of date like she originally thought.
So she’s got a court day over it.