Anyone else seen these ads? That’s what I’m going to think whenever one shows up.
I found Jesus. He’s under the couch.
Dammit! He must have escaped from my basement! Ah, crap!
Wait, if you have him under the couch, then who’s in my closet in the leather restraints and ball-gag?!
Probably an impostor Mr.Crunchy Frog! Since this mystery is occurring in Café society I decided to roam around the place and I found a clue: the Café Jesus:
http://www.thecoffeehouse.com/home.shtml
Hmmm, not a good clue. That was too dogmatic, and Jesus is not making coffee there anymore. Where could he be? I think he must make a great cup of Joe…
Wait!! I think I got him, he is in an office in Texas!!:
http://bbspot.com/News/2000/5/office_jesus.html
Yes! Jesus Turns Water into Coffee now!!
LOL…has anyone ever read Kurt Vonnegut’s masterpiece of brilliant insanity, entitled “Slapstick”?
In it, there is a tiny cult that begins in Chicago, and grows to be the most popular American religion of all time. It is called “The Church of Jesus Christ the Kidnapped”.
Followers of said religion believe that Christ has returned to Earth, but no one has seen him as of yet because he as been kidnapped by the Forces of Evil. Followers must drop everything they are doing, and spend every waking hour trying to find Him. If they don’t, God will destroy mankind.
The funniest thing about it is that the followers can’t even sit still to eat a meal. They sit there jerking their heads around and around without spilling a drop of food or drink as they eat. They even look under their plates and water glasses for Jesus…not once, but OVER and OVER again. After awhile in the book, people are just running around looking in garbage pails, under rocks, and getting absolutely nothing done in any other facets of life. (-: