So I was at my local casino and had just finished a nice buffet lunch, went to the restroom and – well, let’s not digress into TMI here – but then it came time to reach for the toilet paper. I pulled and about 5 sheets down (sorry Sheryl Crow, I am a wasteful person) there was a little post-it note with small writing on it.
I got out my glasses and, considering I was already seated comfortably, proceeded to read the post-it note.
Now, to be honest, I seriously expected this to be a note from Larry Craig or someone like him, offering me a wild sexual escapade if I tapped my foot to the tune of “Clang Clang Clang Went The Trolley”.
No – that was not the case.
Someone had actually written, in teeny-tiny script, some quote from the Bible and suggested this could be my path to redemption.
Hmm…this person’s mind must truly work in mysterious ways if they think that a good time for spiritual conversion is when I am sitting, with my pants off, in a stall, in a men’s room, in a casino.
I did, however, peek through the crack in the stall door to make sure two smiling guys in white shirts were not waiting to present me with a copy of The Watchtower.
It was safe. I quickly washed my hands and fled the Christian science lavatory reading room.
I just feel it is my civic duty to warn you all of a cult of strange men who hang out in public restrooms, preying on men with their pants down and trying to convert them.
[QUOTE=DMark]
Someone had actually written, in teeny-tiny script, some quote from the Bible
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Well? What was the quote?
Was it, perhaps, Lamentations 1:20?
[QUOTE=DMark]
… and had just finished a nice buffet lunch, went to the restroom and …
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I’d figured, mistakenly as it turns out, that any forthcoming quotes would be from Newton’s Third.
Let me get this straight, someone wrote passages from their holy book and put them in a place that would allow them to be used to wipe someone’s ass? He should have just saved time and written it on the toilet paper.
[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink]
Well? What was the quote?
Was it, perhaps, Lamentations 1:20?
Or maybe Jeremiah 4:19?
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LOL thats beautiful. Now there’s some classy graffiti.
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Well? What was the quote?
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The quote was from Revelation 13:18 and it recommends the finder to place a bet of $660 on No.6.
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
This is really not what I expected. You don’t want to know what I expected. But it involved an image of Jesus on the toilet paper.
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Well, suppose that happened. Um, whatever it was. Er.
Well, we had a casino that paid thousands of dollars for a grilled cheese sandwich that apparently had the Virgin Mary on it. What would they pay for a piece of toilet paper that…um, I’ll get my coat.
[QUOTE=DMark]
I seriously expected this to be a note from Larry Craig or someone like him, offering me a wild sexual escapade if I tapped my foot to the tune of “Clang Clang Clang Went The Trolley”.
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
This is really not what I expected. You don’t want to know what I expected. But it involved an image of Jesus on the toilet paper.
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Did you also come into this thread, hoping for a pic? Or dreading a pic…
