Just reading my local news station’s website for some weather info, and this catches my eye.
OK, it gets a little lonely on the farm, but sheeesh!
:eek:
ah, that’s nothing… here in pa we have the guy who turned a road kill deer into a live-in girlfriend. i still wonder how one makes the leap between: “oh that poor dead deer. i’ll just take it home to give it a proper burial.” to " gee deer, you’re looking smashing tonight… how 'bout we…"
the sheriff that arrested him was baffled about his confessing the details.
at least the guy in the op choose live animals.
He probably didn’t think it was all that Ba-a-a-d.
:: Ducks and runs for cover! ::
Oh SHIT, I remember that! We were laughing about it in school-that was my senior year in high school!
I can imagine his pick up line: “How MOO doin’?”
:d&r:
Oh please. Let’s not act so surprised here. There’s all these single cows, walking around naked, seductively swishing their tails back and forth, not even making a semblance of an attempt at modestly covering thier large pedulant udders, batting those big cow-eyes. A herd full of sluts, is all they are - they were asking for it!
He’s only human after all. How much can a man take before he acts on his desires! He was just wanting a little taste of rump roast, same as anyone.
Am I right? Who’s with me?!
[sound of crickets chriping]
Anyone?
[more crickets]
Note to self:
Next time Crunchy wants to “go get some tail”,
do NOT, under any circumstances, go with him.
HAHAHAHHAaaaa…
wipes away tears
Thanks, guys. grins I feel so much better now.
Though I have to admit I’m staying away from Crunchy from now on, too.