FRY-TAG!!!
:: Scene opens on Inigo Montoya flying down 3 filights of stairs to the parking lot. Into his hoopty, burns gas, rubber & clutch all the way (1.45 miles) to The Fox & Hound. Rents a rack of billiard balls & settles in at a fine table. ::
Erin! Nachos and 2 pints of Guinness please! One for now, and one for while you’re filling up the next 2. Thanks! You’re the best !!!
:: Sets up a solo table of 8-ball ::
:: dook-dook-dook-dook-dook-dook “ah” ::
CRACK sinks 2 solids
Fucking genau. Echt goddamned wahr, my man.
Gets out that carton of spicy clamato, some tabasco, worchestershire, wasabi, and a bottle of Plymouth gin and sits down on the couch. Removes shoes without untying them.
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Fucking genau. Echt goddamned wahr, my man.
Gets out that carton of spicy clamato, some tabasco, worchestershire, wasabi, and a bottle of Plymouth gin and sits down on the couch. Removes shoes without untying them.
FRY-TAG!!!
:: Scene opens on Inigo Montoya flying down 3 filights of stairs to the parking lot. Into his hoopty, burns gas, rubber & clutch all the way (1.45 miles) to The Fox & Hound. Rents a rack of billiard balls & settles in at a fine table. ::
Erin! Nachos and 2 pints of Guinness please! One for now, and one for while you’re filling up the next 2. Thanks! You’re the best !!!
:: Sets up a solo table of 8-ball ::
:: dook-dook-dook-dook-dook-dook “ah” ::
CRACK sinks 2 solids
Crap.
Another drink!
At least I’m not the only one. Gin bloody mary, picunurse?
Silly, silly, silly…
Erin! couple more please!
Was noch besser ist…
morgen = urlaub 
sonne, strand und schoene senoritas
england = scheiss wetter (wie immer, innit!)
cyprus = 27 grad und keine Wolken im Himmel
und heute hab’ ich a new Job bekommt - wie funky ist das, eh?
und am besten… got engaged to meine Freundin letzte woche.
Das Leben ist pretty goddam groovy im Moment
Waiter, noch ein Warsteiner, s’il vous plait!
No solo games in this bar, pally…you wanna keep the table, you gotta earn it.
:drops five C-notes on the table and begins chalking:
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Pssst! picunurse? Over here, when ya get a chance…thanks!
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:: looks around ::
Dude…the table’s only $8/hour. How much beer you planning on having? Put tha cash away before the all the babes flock to this area and start sneaking our beers!
<sidles closer and looks her cutest>
Hey … um … are you going to be drinking -that- beer?
Did I ever mention I always thought you were ~cute~?