I’d just like to tell everyone that thanks to our good ole friend gravity, I have a nice bruise on my ass. Seems that when you’re walking and your feet decide that they don’t want to touch the ground anymore, you tend to accelerate towards earth and hit it quite hard. When you hit the ground at such velocity the human body tends to absorb energy in a specific region, in my case it was my bum. Thank you, gravity, for making my ass hurt!
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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