Great advancements in user interface

Ever feel like the computer’s controlling you, instead of the other way around? Everget so frustrated you just want to show your contempt by taking a whiz on your monitor?

Just relax… after all, Urine Control.

No longer will putting men on the moon be the halmark of technological advancement.

No, from now on I will say, “They can design urinals that work as interactive games with your whizz, why can’t they make X?”

Some people have waaaaaay too much time on their hands.

That said, they ought to make centapede. :smiley:

Now that would make an interesting arcade.

Although you’d have to work in shifts to complete the game.

What about us guys with split streams?