Great Debates or Great Masturbates?

[Arden_Ranger]

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Diane, IANE (I am not Esprix), but I addressed this very topic in my article in this month’s Teemings.

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Good lord. That is a horribly, tragic story about your friend.

[Cat_Whisperer]

*Originally posted by Saint Zero *
**ssj_man2k, you moron, while statements like…
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Where do you get off thinking im prejudiced against southerners? I don’t hate them, i just think they could be a little more open minded about things

See my above comments. And YOUR words.
Hopefully, you’ll shut up before saying anything else stupid. I’m not holding my breath, however.
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Too late, Saint Zero. Here is a quote from him/her from this thread;

The thing is, i have the qualifications, probably even more qualifications than they do. The only reason they get the job is because my friend’s mom has connections.

And the only reason i want more money is because i NEED it. My mom can’t even pay the rent right now, even if i did give her my pay check. Both of my friend’s who have the better job don’t even need it. They have no money woes.

The thing is, i find that it is hard for money to corrupt me. I’ll never be a republican, and i’ll never give people crappy salaries if they work under me. I doubt anyone will very work under me. And also, i don’t plan on starting a family. And because i’m smart, my plan will follow through.

(bolding mine)

[Liberal]

ssj_man2k? I think he’s the one who hijacked a Great Debate to mumble something about what he called “ceratonin” and then used his feeble understanding of it to conclude that science had proven God does not exist. His eye-popping logic disability prompted me to start a thread called Science and Exposition. After posting it, I feared that he would click on it, thinking it was about exhibitionists. I’m just glad that people like Yue Huan, WaterJ, and Monster104 are around to dispel the myth that the brains of America’s youth are all worthless mush.

[SPOOFE]

I live in Texas.

I saw a couple of lesbians making out in a Starbucks parking lot last month.

Not only was I able to contain my southern homosexual killing rage, it wasn’t as hot as I would have thought.

Y’know, this would be a good premise for a Chick Tract Parody.

If someone can write a good script, I can draw it up (I’ve been trying to think of a good one since all the other ones were already “claimed”).

[Esprix]

SPOOFE, it’s been done as a Saturday Night Live skit. Frat boys find a magic lamp, and the genie grants them their wish of watching two lesbians in action - they were, of course, two of the butchest things around, and spent much time reading poetry and complimenting each other, and thanking the goddess for being women. When one of them became aroused, they begged the genie to take them away. T’was quite funny.

Esprix