“…that’s what high school’s all about - algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.” ~Clerks
see sig line 
"There will be time, there will be time
To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet; "
AND
“Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.”
AND
“I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
And in short, I was afraid.”
AND
“We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.”
From “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock” by T. S. Eliot.
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
“The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no real application in life.”
“I’m only civil because I don’t know any swear words.”
“People pay more attention to you when you think you’re up to something.”
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -George Bernard Shaw
Happiness? That’s nothing more than health and a poor memory. -Albert Schweitzer
The great are only great because we are on our knees. -Proudhon
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves. -August Strindberg
I was just comtemplating this one tonight:
“Fear is a mind killer…”
I wish I had the book, I believe the line is longer and porbably worth quoting, but I don’t have it here with me. Anyone want to fill it in?
Frank Herbert - Dune
source unknown
“There are trivial truths and great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is obviously false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.”
–sublight.
quotes of me and my friends
–> http://www.horus.com/~steff/quotes.html
My two favourite quotes of all time were both said by Winston Churchill. Im pretty sure one of them was with Lady Astor:
1
Woman: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Churchill: Madam, if ou were my wife, I would drink it.
2
Woman: Winston you are drunk, terriby drunk.
Churchill: Madam you are ugly, terribly ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.
I have my whole collection of stuff like this here
Now if I could ever get around to getting the rest of the quotes I have marked in books around my apartment typed in…
Another favorite quote just wandered across my mind–nothing profound, just a line from the Gargoyles cartoon that tickled me:
“Madame, in the Middle Ages, they burned women like you!”
–Macbeth to the bitchy DA on live TV, in a Connery-like Scottish accent
Someday, I’m going to use that sucker and get slapped right out of my socks.
“Hell is just other people.”
Jean-Paul Sartre in his Play “No Exit.” Which is a damned good play.
Another favorite quote “Either this wallpaper goes or I do.” Oscar Wilde’s last words.
Or, from my Undergrad days (when I was a philosophy major):
“Life is hard, but do not pretend to be so delicate.”
Nietzsche
KLAATU BARADA NIKTO
[sub](sorry, couldn’t help myself)[/sub]
Love is a snowmobile speeding across the frozen arctic tundra, when suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -Matt Groening
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. --David H. Comins (Comins’ Law)
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to unchartered land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit. - Helen Keller
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch. -Gilda Radner
This is a revolution, dammit! We’re going to have to offend SOMEbody! - “1776”, John Adams
We agree to recognize this singular truth and this singular rule: That we must be kind to one another. Because each voice enriches us and ennobles us, and each voice lost diminishes us. We are the voice of the universe, the soul of creation, the fire that will light the way to a better future. We are One. --G’Kar, “The Paragon of Animals” [Babylon 5]
All of these are from my friend Sean, who is trying to kill himself, and I’m the only one that seems to care:
“Someday, I’m going to compile a top ten list of things I say…”
“What’s gonna happen is, I’m going to lose a lot of weight, and then she’s going to come in and say, ‘Hey guys, meet my new boyfriend, horrible gelatinous blob.’ Never fails.”
After not leaving his [seans] apartment for a week, and acting really antisocial, my other friend says to Sean, “You’ve gone nuts dude!” Sean replies to this, “Better get out the Elephant tranquilzer…”
My friend is confused. “Alright, why an Elephant tranqulizer?”
And in a tiny voice, Sean says “because i’ve gone crazy, and nothing else can stop me, due to my immense size…”
“Alright, you remember ‘Hanging With Mr. Cooper?’? Well, THIS is ‘Hanging With ALICE Cooper.’”
“Oh god, my life is just Stereotype after Stereotype!”
Some o’ my favorites:
“You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realize how seldom they do.”
(Very useful for building up courage before doing something potentially embarassing)
“Just do it.” --Nike
(Ditto)
“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” --Yoda
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.” --Isaac Asimov
(Or was it Heinlein?)
“Be excellent to each other and party on.” --Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
(An excellent way of life)
“Come hither. Trust me, it is shorter than you think. - Maintenance.” On a urinal
"Thus the highest form of generalship is to balk the enemy’s plans; the next best is to prevent the junction of the enemy’s forces; the next in order is to attack the enemy’s army in the field; and the worst policy of all is to besiege walled cities. " Sun Tzu - the Art of War
People who want to know what the point of life is have missed it.
“The mark of a truly great mind isn’t whether you’re right or wrong. It’s how well you can weasel out of a jam.” – Cecil Adams
“Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense.” --W.S. Churchill, Oct 1941
“Heav’n has no rage, like Love to Hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a fury, like a Woman scorn’d.” – William Congreve, from his play The Mourning Bride (1697)
“Please recall from the Late Unpleasantness that the statement “I feel more passionately about this than you do” may be a fact, but it is not an argument.” – Molly Ivins, Nov. 27, 2000 in http://www.star-telegram.com/columnist/ivins2.htm.
“Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.” – Jane Austen in Mansfield Park
“See no evil, Hear no evil, Date no evil.” – Prudie’s dictum
“It is enough to be sure of the deed. Our courteous Lord will deign to redeem the motive.” – St. Julian of Norwich
“A “No” uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a “Yes” merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.” – Mahatma Gandhi
“Give prudent consideration to the size of this product before swallowing.” – the sticker on a bottle of vitamins
The play is the tragedy, “Man,” and its hero the Conqueror Worm. - E. A. Poe
If I have seen further it is by standing on ye shoulders of Giants. - Isaac Newton
Dear Will, the plums were poisoned. - Cheese Club