. . . Which reminds me of a British slang word for transistor radios. A friend of mine in Bedfordshire was having work done on her house, and wrote to tell me, “I don’t mind the workmen, but they will insist on bringing their trannies with them! If there’s one thing that drives me mad, it’s having to put up with a loud, blaring trannie all day!”
Hot lesbian loving.
Also, Hot lesbian loving.
Edit: Hot lesbian loving.
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Lesbian sex is the best kind.
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You can hold hands on the Metro and people peer at you wondering if you’re just very affectionate friends, orrrrrr…
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If your SO does the grocery shopping, you can rest assured that she’ll remember to buy tampons.
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You can bring your SO on “girls nights out” with your best friends, while THEIR sweeties are sitting at home scratching themselves and wondering where that smell is coming from.
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I get TWO sets of fabulous boobies to fondle at will!
Damn, Eve beat me to the trannie joke 
Total understanding of PMS, I can be as big a bitch as I need to be and get away with it (except when we are synched, which is most of the time 
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Straight people share all their weird and intimate secrets/gossip with you. Not sure why on this one, it’s not like my being gay is a secret…
Many of the other “rules” don’t apply, since you are already “breaking” what is, to the people who care about such rules, a fundamental one. So I can eat chili-sauce with my french toast if I like, I can talk to my teddybearss and I can dress unfashionably. I am already a “freak” 
Um, my heterosexual father ate chili sauce with french toast all his life, though he preferred maple syrup.
Ah, that’s what happened. Eating chili sauce with french toast causes your son to be gay.
Sounds like a good man matt_mcl
I just remembered another one, when we have a huge party with couple of hundred thousand people, we don’t tear cities apart and have to be controlled by the riot police!
(Stonewall aside, I am thinking Stonewall 25 and the various Europride festivals etc!)
I’ll give a “me, too!” with Hamish and Mr. Visible!
My two cent: gay porn is great stuff. When it’s good, it’s really good. And when it’s not, you can sit back and laugh, giving a (ahem) blow-by-blow MST3K-type commentary for entertainment.
Here’s a couple of definitions - you learn something new every day, don’t you? 
- "Yaoi (Wikipedia)
Wow. I wish my sexual orientation came with all these cool benefits.
Convert!
Huh. Well, as a straight female, I got all those things, too. Plus gay male friends to help me with my lame fashion sense.
Qazzz: [[-- You can have sex at almost any time you want for free and have a wide choice of attractive guys to choose from.]]
Duh.
The one problem I have in common with gay men is that - unlike straight men - at my age, I’m considered by many to be washed up.
As I suggested in that limerick I e-mailed to you, matt, my theory is that it’s a Japanese-ization of the exclamation of some gay person on seeing a drawing of a nude boy in an erotic pose: “Yow-ee!!”