What do you like most about being gay?

For me, it’s the fact that I have a great set of retorts to the inevitable “Why aren’t you married?” inquiries.

Also, I like the whole Clark Kent secret identity thing. Being gay is like that for me; by day, mild-mannered computer geek. By night, mild-mannered computer geek with excellent taste in home furnishings.

Then, there’s the sex.

So, what’s your favorite part?

Hot lesbian sex, of course.

Oh, and then there’s the part where most straight men don’t actually know what I do in bed. :stuck_out_tongue:

Seriously, though?

It gives me something to be an activist about.

Community.

You get to learn a lot about people and human nature. And how far tolarance really goes.

But mostly hot lesbian sex.

Asian men.

And pissing off the radical right.

Esprix

Hehe…

Asian guys. Bears. Asian bears (rare, but cuddly). Good sex. Giving blowjobs.

Not being part of the Religious Right. Having a predisposition to question authority.

That’s all I can think of now…

jayjay

Does this mean we now need a response to this thread titled “What do you like most about being a radical-right Bible thumper”?

Or maybe 'What do you like most about NOT being gay?"
Answer: Fucking girls. There’s just something about it I enjoy…:smiley:

Hmm…what do I like?

  • Having good taste in clothes, and design

  • Being able to see your coworkers finally get it when the hint you drop suddenly dawns on them.

  • Having straight girls love you

  • Being able to hug your (gay) male friends, give them a kiss on the cheek, and hold hands.

  • Community (like andy said)

Oh, yeah, this rocks.

Oh, and one other thing I like about being gay? Doobieous.

And another thing - matt_mcl.

<hee hee>

Esprix

Sadist. :wink: :wink: :wink:

Hmmmmn.

Well, my husband for one. I found a smart man who is a former dancer. You just can’t beat dancers for the nice ass quotient.

Lowered expectations allow one to do whatever you want…

Um…

The sex is quite nice.

No worries about pregnancy everytime one has sex. Think about it… all we have to worry about is death. Death never eats all the food in the fridge, death never crashes your car, and you never have to put death through college.

Being able to share clothes and underwear in a pinch…

Those are my thoughts for now. Such as they are. YMMV.

Death never eats all the food in the fridge, death never crashes your car, and you never have to put death

True, but Death has many other nasty habits which are detailed in “Good Omens”.

Good Omens? What is that about? Who is it by?

By Terry Pratchett, and IIRC, it even has a character called Hastur.

Yep, Hastur in Good Omens is a Fallen Angel and a Duke of Hell - take your pick. :slight_smile:

[sub]this must be one of the weirdest hijacks of a gay thread by a bisexual ever[/sub]

Those goddamned bisexuals won’t let the nice gay folks keep ANYTHING for themselves!

So anyhow…not being gay I can’t answer the OP accurately, but goodness gracious, do I ever like boobies.

[sub]charming, ain’t I?[/sub]

I like everything about it, but mostly:

  • The constant banter between my straight friends and me.

  • The shock and horror in their eyes when I explain their girlfriends how to please a man.

  • The gratification in their eyes two days later.

  • The disgust, but at the same time fascination, when I explain the workings of gay sex.

  • The gay sex in general.

-Being able to get laid whenever I want
-Not having to deal with children or whiny girlfriends
-Having something in common with Oscar Wilde and Walt Whitman
-Being able to hug my male friends without worrying about hetero insecurities
-Having great friendships with women

Wow! You have to explain to me how you do that as I never seem to have that problem. I never considered that as inherently gay, but if it is, tell me so I can get some as well!!! :slight_smile:

Signed A., a hopeless Dutchman…

Please, Aghris, one of the advantages of being gay is that we are all horny men, so we can get sex without having to jump through hoops for some woman, or put up with some bullshit relationship just to get off.

If a man is under fifty and in reasonable shape, he should be able to get gay sex easily. Why, just yesterday, in the
steam room at the gym…

::grumblegrumble::
::Aghris just mocks and looks at goboy jealously::

:mad:

Why has noone let the men around me in on this??

goboy! [stage whisper]Ix-nay on the ex-say around the aights-stray![/stage whisper] {jerking thumb towards the rest of the SDMB}

Sheesh! Give away all our secrets why don’tcha?

Esprix