Who here is queer?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Evidently the Gay Guy is losing track, so let’s have it - who here is gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered, questioning, or otherwise queer?

From what I can remember, Otto, SqrlCub, and matt_mcl are gay men.

Neuro-trash grrrl is a lesbian.

Quadell and Chef Troy are bisexual men.

There was another bisexual woman whose screen name escapes me, and I believe at least one other gay man I’m missing. (And if I’ve forgotten anyone obvious, please don’t hate me - I’m getting ready to leave work for a wild party weekend in New York, and really shouldn’t even be here, so I’m rushing, so nyeh.)

Help me out.

(And if you straight folk really feel a need to chime in, go ahead. Maybe it’ll help get SkySlash a date. :))

Esprix

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I, Ashton Brooke- AKA(SkySlash) do hereby emphatically declare, on this 14th day of April in the Year 2000, that I am not gay, I have no gay fantasies, I’ve had no gay relationships, and I am completely without harnessing any misconceptions or delusions of my personal reality a straight male heterosexual. (redundancy intended)

Signed,
Ashton Brooke- AKA SkySlash

(((Notary Symbol Here)))

Acknowledged April 14th, 2000

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But many of my beloved friends are :wink:

-SS

Lazy bastards always make it easier for the lazier bastards to get special treatment for being useless…how else do you explain American law?

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Esprix, I seem to recall something about SkySlash as well. Unfortunately, he never addresses the subject, so I can’t tell for sure. Might as well include him in the list.

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Oh! I thought you meant queer as in strange, which I am. After 14 years of marriage I am totally asexual. I can now reproduce all by myself.

(I’m only kidding, Mr.Big)

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Oh! I thought you meant queer as in strange, which I am. After 14 years of marriage I am totally asexual. I can now reproduce all by myself.

(I’m only kidding, Mr.Big)

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Esprix, I seem to recall something about SkySlash as well. Unfortunately, he never addresses the subject, so I can’t tell for sure. Might as well include him in the list.

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I’m queer as in Homosexual,
and queer as in strange.

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Oh, surely you will leave a girl with SOME secrets, won’t you?

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That’s right, folks, I am a lesbian. You heard it here first… I seem to remember that DrMatrix was a gay man. And there was yet another gay guy whose name also escapes me, possibly more.

P.S. Eve, Esprix told me to tell you not to call him Shirley.

Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.

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Woohoo, one of the resident pervie chimes in, “I was mentioned!” :wink: I think Esprix took my prior roll of being the gay guy here. Sigh! He seems to post here more often anyway. :slight_smile: (No offense intended.) I know of a few others Esprix, but don’t feel that I am at liberty to say who they are.

HUGS!
Sqrl

SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure

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It’s funny that you should mention it.

I am quite sure that I am at least 90% straight, but I have been having some thoughts about switch hitting lately.

My friend is trying to set me up to try it out…

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I believe you’re referring to Commander Fortune…that bewitching mountain goddess… only geography and a shaky patina of morality is keeping CF and me from an affair of sheer greek-tragedy proportions. Or so I keep telling myself; we’re probably also protected by her complete lack of interest in me, I’m too chicken to ask.

Live a Lush Life
Da Chef

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Totally unrelated to the OP. I’d just like to point out that it took 217 chances before I double posted. It wasn’t my fault. The board went down while I was typing, but I didn’t know it went down.
Not my fault. . .
Not my fault. . .

I now return you to the queerest thread I ever saw.

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I am neither gay nor bisexual.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Yer pal,
Satan

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I am not gay yet, but if that ultra sex god, Michael Masterson, ever crosses my path…
:smiley:
Peace,
mangeorge

Teach your kids to bungee jump.
One them might have to cross a bridge someday.

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Straight as an arrow.

I happen to believe there’s a reason why I’m convex, and she’s concave…

VB
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Ditto for me. But I respect everyone’s choices.

You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

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Straight.

(but kinky)

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As everyone already knows, I too, am a lesbian.