Now that Dead Chipmunk has been outed, (as if it weren’t pretty obvious and I don’t know why people go on living a lie when everybody else knows where they REALLY want to put their schmenges) us straight guys seem to be getting crowded out. And all the bi-curious ladies as well as those whose curiousity is still being satisfied, well, Penthouse could have pictorials 'til doomsday using all of them.
So, what I want to know is: Are there any straight people left in the Straight Dope? Hands? Chief, you’re in the Navy. Are you SURE you should be raising that hand? ::dodges a Tomahawk missle::
dogsbody, I don’t want to start any Great Debate here, but if people are genetically coded to be gay or straight I’d expect you would have some idea by now.
dz, nothing has come out (as it were) in my life to suggest to me that I’m anything but hetero. However, I’m also somewhat “asexual” in that - for the most part - the whole idea of sex leaves me going “ick.”
I’m sure the right person could change my mind. <–note: not looking for pickups, here.
(To the board in general)
“I’ve heard it rumored, but I don’t believe it.”
–Henry II, King of England, Count of Anjou and Maine, etc. “The Lion In Winter”
(To all the attractive female dopers, particularly the ones I’m specially fond of–you know who you are)
(pouting) “That’s for me to know and you to find out” ::sticks out tongue::
