Jon Hendricks, when he sings Joe’s soliloquy in Killer Joe (with thhe Manhattan Transfer).
Each woman I meet is like a bead that’s strung on a string, and I wear ‘em like I’m wearin’ a necklace.
Women love me, think lots of me; really!
How can they be so reckless?
I don’t much care for Madonna and this song generally makes me gag, but the original video is quite a sidewink on the lyrics.
(She ends up running off with the guy in jeans who gave her a posey of sidewalk flowers.)
Black Flag : Gimme Gimme Gimme
I see what you did there. 