Green Lantern Script---OH! PUCKERNUTS!

The thing is that superheroes are such an inherently silly idea to begin with that you have to play it pretty straight or else the whole thing collapses.

I hope this will go the way of Superman’s gay robot sidekick and his epic clash with a polar bear.

No way in hell they could actually make this movie. I could picture GL fans picketing production, signing petitions and, if it came to it, assassinating the director to stop production on this travesty.

Abin Sur just rolled over in his grave.

This could unite HEAT and Kyle’s fans.

No force in the universe could stand up to taht much fanboy whining!