( link to inspiration cartoon for this thread )
To A Senator -
Your district went Red
Your party is Blue
Better start running now
For 2002
To My Dearest Mother-In-Law
We’d love to visit you at Thanksgiving…
Would you mind lifting the restraining order?
To My Blind Date Who Ended Up In The Hospital
Next time, tell people your allergies before you let them order for you.
And get well soon!
( Forgot that is turned off here now. It’s a “hard space” for those who don’t want to look it up.)
The ulimate Get Well Soon Card:
We heard a rumour, that you’ve got a tumour.
Get well soon.
An idea for a thank you card from Geech
And then there should be some way to work the classic verses into a card. Hmm…
To the exterminator caught in his own mousetrap. *
The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Men,
Gang aft agley,
An’ lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
For promis’d joy!
* ~Robert Burns
