oo! I dig haiku!
Sneak off to the inn
for our after noon delights
never pay by check
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Originally Posted by ultrafilter
Shall we take bets on how long till the first premeditated murder after such an occurence?
I’m sure someone will come up with a card for THAT.
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You had an affair
When the violets were blue
Thanks to the cyanide
Now so are you.
husband is a drunk
only likes his porn and gin
she paid for the room
with the town floozy i used to cavort
to any ship she did open her port
until that drunk night, when she wanted to fight
now we’re both headed down to the court.
Let’s be serious folks. These can be dificult times.
How about
From One Woman To Another
Sending you my sympathy and support, to help you through the discovery that your husband is sleeping with another man.
or
From Home To Heart
Just letting you know that I don’t care that you’re sleeping with my husband. It keeps the fat, bald bastard away from me.
Or
I’m here for ya buddy,
So your wife’s having sex with other women and she won’t let you watch? That’s rough man.
Or
To The Woman Who Stole My Heart
Though we can never proclaim our love. wear the enclosed pin and know how I feel about you.
(thin layer of 22 carat gold over brass heart pin, embossed with the words ‘Sperm Dumpster’)
That inspires me to another haiku!
Wife nails other chicks
So I just had to install
Video camera