Gross body functions

There’s a lot of satisfaction to gross body functions, when they go especially well.

Who here cannot look back fondly upon that time you:

  • picked your nose?
  • popped a zit?
  • freed an ingrown hair?
  • dislodged some phlegm?
  • did a number one?
  • did a number two?

Do any of these compare with a satisfying wank?