It sounds like the dog was topping him already 
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No, you can issue a replacement passbook on an existing account.
The reason this happened, I think, is that the guy would stick the passbook in his back pocket. And he was rather incontinent. By the time 24 hours had passed, major soakage had occured. And he came in every day because that’s how long it took him to spend his daily $5 withdrawl.
There was another guy who came in who – Who was that actor who played Hellboy? Ron Perlman? Remember him in The Name of the Rose, where he played Salvatore? Well, this customer looked like Salvatore. Only not as squeaky clean. While getting his transaction together, he’d put his fingers up his nose or in his ears, then down the front of his pants, then down the back of his pants, then back to his nose and so on. All the while fondling checks that we’d eventually have to handle. That was a rubber glove job right there.
Check out the Google ads dude! <shudder>
Your own spit is really not all that gross. And the spit of others – let’s just say that I have willingly gotten someone else’s spit not only in my mouth, but on my fun bits as well. Hey, I’m odd that way.
In fact, in the world of snorkelling/SCUBA diving, there’s one source of mask defogging compound that’s free, plentiful, handy, and requires no special container. I didn’t have much of a hard time convincing my germophobic (and snorkelling newbie) GF that it was OK to spit in her mask.
What was funny last Summer was that we’d spent a long day diving, and while resting, some other people were just getting started. It was three guys and a woman. The guys kept telling the woman to spit in her mask. At first she was all like “No way! That’s gross!” After a while she kept looking at them with a half smile as if to say “Are you sure? I think you’re playing a joke on me.”
When we left the beach, she was still waist-deep in the water, unmasked and unsure of what to do.
“Help Hurricane Victims.” Ewwww!
I tried to find a photo that would express the horror of this, but I don’t think one exists on this planet.
Well…not a picture of a human, anyway.
Only just now do I find your user name disturbing…
I am gagging and heaving here, only inturruped by the peals of insane giggling. You guys are sick/awesome.
The grossest thing I ever saw was a woman carrying around a little bowl into which she spat her phlegm when she coughed. (It was a particularly bad flu season that year.)
I saw this when I was about sixteen, and I think it scarred me for life. I actually gagged while I was typing this, just reliving the memory.
Wouldn’t have it been way worse if she drank it all when the bowl got full?
Sorry
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When I was 16 or 17, a “special” person at a booth next to me at McDonalds was digging away at a booger, the pinky finger drilling deeper and deeper until it was completely up the nose. Completely.
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While walking down a street in downtown El Paso, I saw a homeless man, who was laying on his side on the sidewalk, unzip his pants, take his penis out, and start peeing, while continuing to lay on his side.
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While walking in the Loop in Chicago, I witnessed a homeless man drop trow and have a bowel movement. A bowel movement that took the form of a high-pressure stream of brown chunks and liquid.
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Watching anyone else but me pop their zits.
I think this needs to be added to the “write a completely original sentence” award.
(Er… thread, not “award.” Frak. Not havin’ a good post day here.)
I dunno, I’d be willing to give it an award.
Yep, I think a Blew Ribbon may be in order.
If there’s not a “Write an original sentence” thread, Cervaise sure outta start one.
We need to re-open the TMI Thread and have lieu go through and just scribble notes in the margins.
I think I just gagged a little.
Does it count if they are not strangers?
Whilst in basic training I was able to witness, to my great delight two guys in a “rugged” contest, trying to prove which one was more manly.
One ate a moth.
The other ate the contents of an ashtray.
The winner then chugged a spit glass from the local tobacco chewer.
He won.