Anal, you’re being an ass.
First planet as in Hollywood?
Hmmm… “NewYork91”?
Trantor?
Arnold, you’re an administrator! Make him tell – twist his arm.
Or do some admin stuff to him. Send him a little electric shock through his mouse, change the tag under his name to “blatant tease” until he talks, or just do the secret admin handshake with one of the hotmail admins. Please…
First … plantagenet?
Edward I?
Remulack?
Galafrey?
Chicxulub?
Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
Because Poe wrote on both. But that still doesn’t tell us what the password is… 
Allright, then "A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, ‘I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.’ The naked lady says… "
I keep checking back to see if he’s posted it… I give up. At this point, it’s just gotten annoying. Either tell us now or get me some bloodpressure medication ;D
nothing, but the poodle says “after the night I’ve had, I need a double.”
Back to the OP, I’m guessing it’s something to do with a Sci-FI Book/Film… first planet has a familiar ring to it… now if only I could remember where from…
Oh just post the £$%^&ing answer!!! I wish I had never clicked on this thread!
Some planets that haven’t been mentioned yet:
Discworld (or great A’tuin)
RingWorld
Krynn
Faerun
Tattooine
Coruscant
Corellia
Alderaan
Romulus
Whatever the Hell the Klingon’s homeworld is called (it should be ‘Kling’ but it’s not)
ditto Ferengi
A small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse
California (it’s always seemed like another planet)
Arrakis
Salusa Secundus
Caladan
Dagobah
Ok, that’s just about every planet I can think of…
This is what worries me…despite all our creative thinking, it’s gonna be a really insipid answer, like “Planet A” or some really bad pun, isn’t it?
“What is the first planet?”
I dunno, the one nearest the first sun?
Mr Scurvy, this is complete bllx now. Tell us the answer. And tell us before I go home (in about 10 minutes). I don’t wan’t that going around my head all weekend.
Nasty man.
In fact guess what name I have for you now?
Sorry for the long wait, I got called away on… nothing important, really. But I was gone.
Anyways, the answer was…
… go check knock knock’s post. He got it.
Now how silly do all of you feel? Ha ha ha, served you all right! Educated buffoons! Trying to use that book learning crap! HA HA HA HA!!!
Time to sleep with one eye open, methinks. Anyone who will actually go and research the history of astronomy can certainly find a crowbar capable of opening this window. And my skull.
I do feel like kicking someone. But certainly not me.
flup you where it hurts
May the ants crawl into your one open eye.
knock knock, do us all a favor and bring a crowbar to your hour of delight with Anal Scurvy.