Guess the 7th Harry Potter book title.

Harry Potter and the Lesson He’ll Never Forget!

Harry Potter And The Truant Officer Of Evil

Harry Potter and the Uneventful Seventh Year (except for that one thing involving Voldemort)

Harry Potter and I Wipe My Arse with Hundred Pound Notes, by J.K.Rawling.

I think it’s well-known that the next title is “Harry Potter and the toe-nail of Icklibøgg”.

Harry Potter and the Thing In His Pants

Harry Potter and the Unspeakable Three-Way

It’d make for one interesting cover…

Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storge. :slight_smile:

Harry Potter and the Vigorous Veela

Harry Potter and Lung Cancer

Harry Potter and The Magestaff of the Whale.

Wait, I’m mixing up two completely different things I waste far too much time on.

Harry Potter Goes Crazy Ape Bonkers With A Drill And Set

Harry Potter Gives Up Magic And Joins CSI.

Harry Potter and the Temple of Dumb

By Richard Bachman writing as J.K. Rowling

Harry Potter and The Magical Clock

Harry Potter and the Jedi Council

Harry Potter and the Special Sock

Harry Potter and the Great Old Ones
Harry Potter and the Legendary Black Beast of AAARRRGGGHHH…
(Suddenly, when Harry, Hermione, and Ron were trapped, and escape seemed impossible…the Author suffered a fatal heart attack <urk…clunk>, the literary peril was no more…)

Harry Potter and the Fuzzy Vase

(Wait for it… ;))

Harry Potter and the Junk-Sick Morning
Co-written by William S. Burroughs

Harry Potter and the Black Ice
“The sky above Hogwarts was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”

Harry Potter and the Hunt for Red October
Now with 50% more breaching.

Harry Potter and the God-Emperor of Dune
“Harry’s worm had never been quite so large before.”

Harry Potter and the Yiffiest Unicorn
BANNED BY INTERNATIONAL TREATY

Harry Potter and the Infinite Sadness
“We’ll crucify the Voldemort tonight”

Harry Potter and the Hyperextended Premise
“It rubs the lotion on its skin…”

Sex, no?

Harry Potter and the Bad Day for Bambi!