Winner! (IMHO anyways!)
Someone set us up the wand. Main owl comes in. It is you.
Harry Potter and the Embarrassing Acne
Harry Potter and the Stack of College Applications
Harry Potter and the Night of Keg Parties
Harry Potter and the Penguin of Chaos
Harry Potter and his Purple Crayon.
Harry Potter and the Third Latin Declension of the Verb “To Vomit”.
Harry Potter Takes a Bride. Zilla.
Harry Potter and the Drunken House Elf
Harry Potter Swallows His Tongue
Harry Potter Diagrams Sentences for Three Hours
Harry Potter Discovers Hoodies, Texting, and Other Official British Teenager Requirements
Harry Potter Explains the Benefits of Owning a Time Share
Harry Potter Attends an Insurance Seminar
Harry Potter Joins KISS
Harry Potter and Hermione’s Secret Grow Closet
Harry Potter and the Dursleys: Revenge is Sweet, Especially With a Cricket Bat
Harry Potter and the New “Ronni”
Harry Potter and Why Hermione Had to Shave Her Head in Shame