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Any suggestions? A shiny penny if anyone guesses correctly!
Me? I’m too fried to think of anything.
If it’s a boy, I would guess Mastrubine. If it’s a girl, I would guess Urina 
Funderburk Bocephus
It really doesn’t matter what his name is, doesn’t she have to give him up to Lucifer as part of the contract?
Preston Michael Spears Federline
That’s a rumor I heard.
Well, fathers are getting more visitation rights these days.
I’msofuckedupbecausemymamasastupidhoandmydaddysagolddigginggigolo Federline?
Asparagas Spears-Federline
Is there an Arab connection?
Sheik Spears?
They’ve decided on Apple for a girl and Dweezil for a boy. Because Britney couldn’t think of an original dumb name.
Luxury Yacht-Federline. But it’s pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove-Spears.
Smoky.
I know, it’s more of a cat name, but really, she’ll probably carry him around in a Louis Vuitton pet carrier anyway.
If it’s not Mackinzye, Brionna, Hunterr, Mikaela, Shayne, Alexandré, or Zakkary, I’ll be most disappointed.
Slidey McDrenchycooze.
Beauregard Vernon
Livingston Jackson
Bossier Catahoula
Morehouse Winn
Avoyelles Franklin
And, of course, my favorite:
Franklyidontgiveadamn
(pronounced “Franeekliedoenetgeeeyevadaman”)
My money’s on Spike Angelus.
This is so easy. The child will be named Baby One More Time.
It was supposed to be London Preston for a boy, Addison Shye for a girl, but the latest reports are Preston Michael.
Oh well, at least it’s not Kevin Jr.
How long do you think K-Fed will hang around?