Wouldn’t that be her second child?
:smack: Of course.
Who-Cares Spears
She’s white trash. So it’s gotta be Kayla, McKenzie, or Madison.
They’ll name him something classy, like Billy Bob.
Johnny “I spent my life in a foster home” Spears-Federline
Free Publicity Spears-Federline?
I think they should name him 'Fed-fed-fed-federline Fed-federline Federline," so the baby’s name’ll have a dope beat when you say it.
Or maybe “George W.” The ‘W’ is for “Whassup?”
Fred Federline. 3 times fast. Hopefully, it will look like her.
These names are not white trash as much as they are pseudo-preppie. Kayla is probably the closest.
Yeah, I hope no one checks this here thread that has a kid named Kayla, McKenzie or Madison, like the poster kaylasdad99 ferinstance. Or you just may have insulted some people unnecessarily.
Can’t we just keep this to insulting Britney, Kevin, and, to a degree, their mewling spawn?
So is she retired now?
Blanket Spears-Federline
IIRC, Kaylasdad daugter is named Michaela.
And if someone’s named their daughter Kayla, McKenzie, or Madison, and they haven’t grown a thick skin by now, they’d better start working on it. Those three names are the unholy triumverate of the late 1990s.
Chuck.
Traylor Parke 
Claxby Spears would be a wonderful name.
But if, as rumoured, she includes Preston … has any of you ever been to Preston? No offence to the goodly denizens of “England’s newest city”, but it’s hardly what you might call picturesque. The Town Hall’s quite nice, but.
Neurotic Drug-Addled Roadkill.
Which is what most children of celebraties end up as.
Poor kid.
Personally, I vote for Dill “Pickles” Spears.
Dakkota Chardonnay Spears-Federline. It’s good for a boy or a girl.