Wilson Taylor Federline. Mostly just for the initials.
“Preston, what are you and Baby One More Time fighting about?”
“He hit me.”
Preston Michael Spears Federline
PMS Federline. Oh boy! 
Rufus Hobart Balthizar Nebuchadnezzar Apricot Sunrise Eugene Spears.
In 18 years it will be The Defendant, if mom’s money runs out it will probably be a number.
Golden Ticket Spears Federline
Cletus Jr.
Christian Aguilera Spears.
She’s into that quasi-“Kabballah” shit, right? Possibly something like Menachem Schneerson Jim-Bob Federline?
Yog-Sothoth, after the real father.
I was just going to bring up the Kabbalah thing as well and suggest that she’ll name him “Esther” because of that.
Headline Federline
Front Paige Spears Federline
Media Coverage Spears
Reality TV Star Federline
Attention Whore Spears Federline
*first post…woo hoo!
Pubert?
Cheeto Chillatto Marlboro Spears Federline
Damien Thorne
Randall Flagg
Beezlebubba.
Sephiroth Spears.
Who am I kidding? She can’t spell Sephiroth.
There’s a Bart Simpson line like:
“Screw that. What I’m 18 I’m legally changing my name to ‘Joe Kickass’.”
PMS Federline will probably have a similar wish.
The child will be named after its mother: Vapid Tart.
I think all this talk about the child’s name is distracting us from the real issue.
Now that Britney has bred him, is she going to have her husband neutered?
She will bite off his head and consume his body for the sustenance she needs until her son can leave the nest.
If the child went to law school, the name would be Juryofhi.
Juryofhi Spears