I am so smart
That I need a special large hat for my giant brain.
My giant brain has figured out that when the big hand is on the half hour, the little hand cannot be pointing exactly to 7, so this must be an upside down clock face reading 1 o’clock.
I was sound asleep
I woke up crying
I guess the dream about the evil robot made me sad.
I draw my inspiration from an old haiku book. 
My roommate Ji Hun sticks his tongue out when he concentrates.
He loves eating raw octopus.
And he often has dango with green tea for dessert.
I was trying to tie a simple knot
Then I got distracted by a nearby oscilloscope
My pet monkey thought it was great!
We can preserve
Peace and harmony.
But not with a mask of dishonesty and anger.
If I lived up north right now, I’d be tempted to dance.
They’ve really done a better job than we have in fighting COVID-19.
O Canada, how we envy you!
One more than usual, for completeness.
I’ve been a member of various clubs since I was discharged from the army.
Everybody regards me as a diamond in a rough.
What I am really fond of is the Horticultural Society I belong to.
They call me “Digger.”
The compass tells me it’s time to travel.
Maybe surfing off Waikiki?
Lemme see about flights…
An old cartoon shows this foxy sex bomb.
She does her own makeup, manicure, and pedicure.
And she leaves certain characters howling behind her back.
Well, if not surfing, maybe I could try parachuting?
Hmm. I could even land in a bamboo forest in China.
Then, if I did it safely, everyone would say, “Congratulations!”
Lisa is surprised to discover that Homer is taking yoga classes.
Marge is surprised too.
But Homer’s face shows that Upward Bow pose makes him feel happy.
I just got a new satellite TV system.
It’s so good, now I can even pick up Chilean broadcasts!
Antofagasta Dice Kings is now officially my favorite show.
Certain scams begin with an unknown person sending kisses to you via the Internet.
If you fall for it, you may take the next plane to a faraway, exotic destination you’ve never heard of before.
The person waiting for you at the airport does not resemble the woman in the online picture you saw to begin with.
My Great Aunt Edna just hit the one-century mark!
She still looks surprisingly young.
When she was a little girl, she often used to dance with her twin sister.
Major Starr dashed across the Atlantic to report for duty.
He fulfilled his secret mission successfully at Camp Lemonnier.
He was also able to attend his daughter’s college graduation ceremony on the Internet.
Gandalf realized he’d never visited the Middle East.
He went there and met a very friendly genie named Ahmed.
They went out to a bar together and met a mermaid, but she said she already had a boyfriend.
I was fatigued and wanted to relax.
I hopped on an Ocean cruise to Bolivia.
Yeah, Bolivia’s land-locked, but that was one sweet tomato that sold me the ticket.
We should all know not to post copyrighted material here.
And we certainly shouldn’t expect a slice of cheery pie if we do.
But a banjo performance sure would be nice!
I have an extraordinary cat
All cats lick themselves
But mine can do it while riding a bike
