scat play
gets some people horny
in Europe.
Justice must be served.
I shall go out and slay the oppressor.
I shall do it under cover of night.
I don’t know any cowboys personally.
If I did, that would be da bomb!
Instead, I shall diligently recycle.
The first manned rocket left for Mars.
But it wound up crashing in Djibouti.
Bam!
The cops played me so well because, as I was the last to find out, my room was bugged.
My city has an ordinance that no bells may be rung except on Sundays.
Ain’t that just a peach!
Maybe I’ll just flex my muscles as a citizen and try to get the law repealed.
My friend used to live in the tropics and he always felt sick and could barely move.
His name is a homonym of an island in the British Indian Ocean Territory.
Today my friend lives in Norway and does slalom skiing all day long.
Harry was the first male Miss America
Harry had a reading lamp in his mobile bathtub
When electrocuted, Harry shoots three streams of orange juice through his teeth until his face turns blue
I knew a woman who was a field operative for the CIA.
Oddly enough, she loved pork rinds.
When she was working undercover once in Paris she discovered escargot and liked those even better than pork rinds, if you can believe it!
I see nothing wrong about Cuba.
I drive a Vanagon
I’d get in some curling while sweeping the kitchen but the cabinets get in the way.
(edit) Now that I’ve found out what those symbols actually are:
I’m diabetic, so I threw a curling stone at my computer’s floppy disc thingy.
I like my first interpretation better.
Zebras have no business doing pedicures.
They should all be fired!
I’ve just turned the TV on.
I’ve got my bag of Philly Pretzels.
I’m ready to watch the Kentucky Derby now.
My brain is candy coated.
I &%+=ing dig music!
Good day sunshine.
I’m so happy!
I just found out I won a free trip to Easter Island.
The guidebook says I should be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper.
I’m an alien, I’m an illegal alien
I’m an Englishman in Burundi…
So play me off, keyboard cat.
Guess where I live:
my house facade plays tricks on your eyes, and
I drink like a gentleman even when I wear shorts. 
Spiderwebs can have pretty cool patterns.
I saw one once in New Orleans that was especially impressive.
I thought about it the whole time I was having a bento lunch.
I got a lovely letter in the mail.
It was from an investment firm who said I’d make millions if I put $10,000 into a goldmine in The Republic of Congo.
I laughed so hard I popped the cyst on the side of my head.
Look what fell out of the hearse!
Well, we have to get it to the cemetery somehow.
It was a very long walk into the night.
