May I interest you in a colorful pamphlet?
It’s about ropemaking.
If you read it slowly, you can make it last forever.
Everyone seems to pitch a yarn in 90 Day Fiancé.
Once there was a guy from an African country.
He told his online American girlfriend that he was a Southerner and she believed him.
The Innocence Project used DNA evidence
To prove that a man in an Arizona prison
Was not guilty of hunting horses with a spear
My Great Aunt Edna was never without a lipstick in her purse.
Even when she was on the Swiss women’s polo team!
Now that she’s 102, of course, she’s turned to golf.
The entire crew had a severe bout of jaundice
While sailing around the Caribbean.
Who’s going to scrub the decks?
Who’s up for a visit to Saudi Arabia?
My Great Aunt Edna says they have unicorns there, but I think she’s making that up.
I just hope we don’t end up on a desert island or, worse yet, in a New Yorker cartoon.
I’ve just met Maria, who is a wonderful dancer.
The punta is really popular in her country.
She always brings her sister on our dates as a fire extinguisher.
Time for a haircut, I think.
Just take a little off the top, OK?
Going on a trip with my Great Aunt Edna, and I wanna look sharp!
Your kiddie seems kind of young for Disneyland,
Pirates of the Caribbean might be too scary.
Take him to the Haunted Mansion!
We had a management consultant parachute in the other day.
He said that, if we took his advice, our profits would go through the roof!
My stoopid boss said that sounded great to him.
As a Romanian, I feel Russia resembles a pack of wolves.
“Historians argue that without the Mongol destruction of Kievan Rus’, the Rus’ would not have unified into the Tsardom of Russia and, subsequently, the Russian Empire would not have risen.” (source: Wikipedia)
The Russian Empire, acting under a new name today, is meddling into its close and less close neighbors’ domestic affairs and, of course, I’m not amused.
There are stars in the sky.
Look, they shine on the Golden Gate Bridge.
One of them even has a ring!
Hey, look, it’s a little blue guy talking!
I wonder if he’s talking to the Magic Conch?
Winners know to listen to the Magic Conch.
