Cheap Sunglasses*
Here’s another easy one, but not the opening lines…(may have used it in another thread)
*Thou shalt not exert downward pressure upon the costume accessary of a fictional extraterrestial.
Thou shalt not expectorate contra to the flow of the prevailing breeze.
Revealing the identity of the solitary lawman from the Lone Star State is right out.
And thou shalt not interfere in the planned activities of Mr. Walker…
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Don’t Mess Around With Jim, Jim Croce
An easy one, I think:
A recently fired pistol will bring satisfaction.
Less easy, perhaps:
Young females are my favourite. They bring happiness. Young females are my favourite. Although I do feel a little guilty.
At the time I woke up on this day prior to the noon hour,
I placed my fingers upon the corners of my eyes and massaged away the feelings of tiredness as well as the detritus of a night’s sleep,
My eyes caught the star about which our earth travels rising above the horizon, beginning a new day.
And at this very point, my mind unexpectedly alerted me to the fact of your absence.
Happiness Is A Warm Gun, The Beatles?
Told you it was easy.
They are not interested in my frigid countenance?
Oh, and because I just thought of this one…
Upon the seat fitted with a rest for the seated individual’s spine and shoulders, a tartan coat of viridian hangs.
It appears to be the very image of a period in time in that place without end.
Those who gave birth to me and cared for me certainly expected a great deal and took a certain pride in my future.
But Mother has lost her sanity after her beloved child was murdered after several other youths pursued one another in their vehicles. It was not the fault of her child, as he was merely in the same location at an inappropriate hour and not, unfortunately, the one holding the firearm.
Terribly lachrimose.
Indeed they’re not. They’re certainly not upset by it.
You possess a great deal of pluck to state there is amity between us.
When I was depressed you simply remained erect in one place exposing your teeth by retracting the muscles at the corners of your mouth.
Sir Rhosis
Positively Fourth Street - great song.
At this very moment, perch comfortably reclined, and be regaled with a saga, a saga of a momentous journey which originated at a…
Sir Rhosis
The Ballad of Gilligan’s Island
You are subdermal with respect to me.
In addition, you are intracardial.
Indeed, your degree of intracardial positioning is such that my components could almost be said to include you.
You are subdermal with respect to me.
Names omitted to make this not completely obvious:
Simply escape through the rear access,
Devise a new strategy,
It is not necessary to be evasive,
And liberate yourself.
Board the greyhound,
Extensive conversation is not necessary.
Deliver the lockopener,
And liberate yourself.
I’ve got you under my skin…
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, Paul Simon
I don’t see that anyone got this yet:
Holiday in Cambodia by DK
Suppose this singer commences travel after the next sunrise. Will the listener recall the existential matrix identifying the singer?
Freeeeeeeebird!
A dwelling exists in the former home of the NBA’s Jazz, that is sometimes referred to as the symbol of an aggressor…