A moment ago I shielded my ocularies, as I have done before.
Embarked on a connected line of railroad cars belonging to one who interlaces strands of imagination to create a vision
Operator, remove my concerns of the present
And abandon the day after today.
Correct on all of them, Lisa-go-Blind.
Dreamweaver. Nice one.
One day left, I desire narcotics.
I’m out of activities to occupy me,
I lack a destination for travel.
Ramones, “I Wanna Be Sedated”
Here’s another, with #1 reprinted:
1)*
Allow me to extemporize regarding an acquaintance with follicle-containing glands.
Not long before present time, she allowed an hydroxyl-containing liquid to enter her alimentary canal
while isolated, reposed, at the vertex of the speakeasy’s proximal partitions within Mr. Alighieri’s center of urbanity.*
2)*
This narrative lacks novelty:
Notwithstanding the globe-spanning ultimate position of my physical translations
I am defamed both with longitudinal vibrations of gaseous fluid and inscriptions of pigmented solution.*
Still no takers here?
- Perhaps I am purposely evading knowledge about your horticultural pursuits; however, I am solely interested in levitating.
Here is another:
In a letter to a fictional deity, I first apologize for the intrusive nature of this missive. I will humor you, however, by addressing my complaint in the form of kneeling and clasping my hands together, exulting you improve the situation on this planet. Please, focus on these concerns, lest you think my fellow humans will be placated by less expensive hops and barley based spirits. You have populated the planet with six billion beings based on your own phenotype; however they are experiencing an acute lack of nourishment in the byways because their financial obligations outpace their income. For these reasons, I proclaim to your face my strongly-held philosophy of atheism.
Still unsolved…
"Dear God, " XTC.
Still working on all the others.
I guess mine really were too hard. Only one of them is at all obscure, though it’s the first song on its band’s collection album, and the other one is a country song.
Still, no takers? 
It was the hops and barley spirits, wunnit? Clever clogs!
#3)
Amidst the emanations of aural entertainment, you exerted yourself in the glow of parrafin vapors
In the vicinity of the auric ingress, post meridian intervals were notable
I observed you at our community’s pinnacle
#4)
The present narrative involves a male and a female,
a pair of juvenile humans who lack any motivation for activity
other than increasing their spirits and enjoying audiovisual programming.
The narrative continues below as they release their inhibitions.
[QUOTE=Hippy Hollow]
Here’s a few…
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Immediately cast yourself in a state of rest and nonexcitement. Do not under any circumstance execute an action. Again, immediately cast yourself in a state of rest and nonexcitement. Do not under any circumstance execute an action. Inform me of the time you intend to arrive.
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Demonstrate, illustrate how you perform that sleight of hand, a woman stated. That particular sleight of hand that causes me immense delight resulting in a loud sudden utterance from my mouth, this same woman requested.
4 - Relax, don’t do it - Frankie goes to Hollywood
5, Slowhand?
#5)
I don’t understand your objection to performing an inappropriate act in the thoroughfare, since we will not be observed doing so.
I’d like to say hello, I am male and I’ve got money and am able to distinguish between things that I put in my mouth.
Take The Money And Run Steve Miller
I advised that I would be amenable to traveling along should I be able to arrive at the edge of the country, “The county’s top law enforcement officer is in pursuit of me in concern over what has transpired between myself and his female progeny. It was done in a certain manner, and then another manner, it was done with a popular backyard sport apparatus.”
The Beatles - “Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?” ("… No one will be watching us."
Beastie Boys, “Paul Revere”
Good…I had to fight the urge to use the word “whilst”, but succumbed to “thoroughfare”.
I’m still working on your #6.