Guess the song from the reworded lyrics

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Although theoretically possible that I might have been, you were
The one who took on a little more than you could handle
According to you, everything was fine, but you were decieved
That female is evil, no question; perchance the ichor is foul.

A Pirate Looks at 40 - Jimmy Buffett

“I’ve done bit of smuggling/and I’ve run my share of grass…”
Okay, now I have to try one:

You are aware that discourse concerning yourself produces in myself a facial expression reflecting happines, but periodically it is my desire to verbally reference my person.

I Want to Talk About Me - Toby Keith?

#6)
The mesh-covered aperture emits a sharp report
a much finer, softer mesh envelops the female subject, oscillating

#7)
I refuse to perform sex acts without the benefits of protection;
this philosophy defines my existence.
It would delight me if you grokked this,
since I yearn to serve as your bridge to spirituality.

This is the same artist as #3.

Yep! Country music seemed a bit under-represented in this thread…

  1. What person is practicing marital infidelity towards which other person? Which person is keeping their nuptial vows? Which person is now completely apathetic?

  2. The singer is a low-income Southern female. She is not a wealthy and fashionable lady. Her personality is the consequence of her upbringing.

  3. Of this I am certain: the diety has shown favor on the unrepaired path whose terminus is your location.

These are probably pretty easy; I’m still getting the hang of this.
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Yup. At least that one lasted longer than my others :slight_smile:

How about…

Many individuals speak, but a fraction thereof possess information. The essence of one lacking a y chromosone originated from a less lofty relative position…

1 is “Who’s Cheatin’ Who?” and 2 is “Redneck Woman.”

Led Zep, “Dazed & Confused.” (I recognized the line immediately, but it took me a minute to think of the name of the song.)

Sympathy For The Devil - The Rolling Stones

This is an old pop standard

The distaff direct progenitor of the singer informed the singer “Spermatozoa-producing issue of my loins, a representative of the adult population that produces ova will perform sugary social intercourse and give you a large ocular receptor, but when the sugary social intercourse is over, the ova producer is like Harvey Dent…

Blues in the Night

“My mama done told me…son, a woman will sweet talk, and give you the big eyes, but when the sweet-talkin’ done, a woman’s a two-face…(a worrisome thing that will lead you to sing the bluuuuuuues in the niiiiiiiiight.)”

Yup. How about…

The singer’s closest associates operate high performance vehicles, she must atone for her failings…

Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz - Janis Joplin

You’ve no need to tremble with energy, said the criminally-inclined gentlemen with genuine compassion. In our group, more than a few believe that our very existence is naught but a cosmic prank.

Jimi and/or Zimmy, “All Along the Watchtower”

Yup.

How about…

Mythical winged reptiles are immortal. Prepubescent homo sapien males are not…

Puff the Magic Dragon, Peter Paul and Mary (‘Dragons live forever, not so little boys.’)

Yup. How about:

This person is undersirable. He regards Creation without blinking, plotting revenge that will promptly be initiated.

Iron Man - Black Sabbath

A gentlemen whose surname brings to mind the bedrock of creation returned to his domicile and loved ones, after dedicating his time to a struggle abroad.