Guess The Title Of Star Wars Episode VII...

… As the world knows, there will in a few years be a Star Wars Episode VII, taking place after the events of “Return of the Jedi.”

Presumably the rather advanced age of Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, and Carrie Fisher will preclude Episode VII happening immediately after the events of ROTJ.

Now, let’s be honest; nowhere outside of George Lucas’s rabies-infected mind did anyone think Episode I would be called “The Phantom Menace,” a stupid and horrible title that perfectly mirrors the horrible movie. So if you can successfully guess the title of Star Wars Episode VII within the next 90 days, and you’re actually right, I’ll give you ten bucks.

Note: Not TOO many joke answers, please. Let’s actually see if someone can luck out.

It’ll be called “Star Wars Episode VII…”

ETA: Bear in mind official word is that all existing books, graphic novels, etc. that currently constitute alleged canon will be totally disregarded in writing the sequels.

Star Wars Episode VII: A New Empire Returns

Star Wars Episode VII: Island of Dragons and Mermaids

Serious try:

Episode VII: The Two Apprentices

Not so serious:

Episode VII: Third Death Star is the Charm

Star Wars Episode VII: Empire’s Vengance

Not serious: Star Wars Episode VII: Rise of the Lens Flare

Has it been officially established that its set post ROTJ?

So many good titles have been used for Star Wars EU novels, comics, and video games already, it’s hard to come up with something that has the same epic old fashioned feel that hasn’t been used up. So I can’t choose “Dark Force Rising” or “Fall of the New Republic” or “Shadow of the Empire” or “The Force Unleashed” which are all really evocative and ambiguous enough to apply to almost any new story.

Star Wars, Episode VII: Rise of the New Republic
Star Wars, Episode VIII: Smuggler’s Gambit
Star Wars, Episode IX: Skywalker’s Downfall

Serious: Defenders of the New Republic
Not Serious: Ewoks Everywhere, the Musical!

Serious: The Darkening Storm

Not Serious: Sithitical.

Star Wars Episode VII: Electric Boogaloo

Beyond that, really, I don’t even know where to start with the guesses.

Serious: SW Ep. VII: Rise of the Republic

Joke: SW Ep. VII: Cloverfield 8

OP, what if one of the joke answers is the actual title? Does the guesser still get the $10?

Star Peace

That’s so goofy I’m sticking with it.

Ep VII: Revelation

Ep XIII: Darkness Reborn

Ep IX: Jedi Resurrection

Heir to the Empire

Star Wars Episode VII: The Apology

Star Wars Episode VII: The Next Generation

Star Wars Episode VII:

The Shakey Cam

Star Wars Episode VII: Friendship is Magic

Serious:

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Weakens

Star Wars Episode VII: The Empire’s New Clothes

Star Wars Episode VII: A New Crisis

Not so serious:

Star Wars Episode VII: Adrian’s Revenge

(Props to anybody who understands the reference.)