Roman numerals?! They never even tried to teach us that!
Close enough. Well done, Bryan!
Starwars Episode VII: Rebirth of the Republic
Starwars Episode VII: Shatterpoint
Starwars Episode VII: A New Dawn
Starwars Episode VII: Shadows of the Sith
Starwars Episode VII: An unbalance in the Force.
Less serious
Starwars Episode VII: Gungan Christmas Special
Starwars Episode VII: Kirk and Picard Strike Back
Starwars Episode VII: The Menace of the Attack of the Sith in the Hope of the Empire’s Return.
Starwars Episode VII: This is not podracing.
“Episode VII: The Search for More Money”?
What difference does it make? Lucas will change it three times within the first ten years.
Star Wars VII: Really Star Wars IV
…: Not Your Fanboy’s Star Wars
…: Darth Vader’s Spaceball
…: You’ll Buy Four Different Copies Before You Die
Star Wars VII: The Return of the Rise of the Empire’s New Republic Striking Back against the Sith Clones.
…On Infinite Earths!
Star Wars: Empire Reborn
Star Wars: Shadow Conspiracy
Star Wars: Sith Conspiracy
or
Star Wars: Ewoks vs. Gungans
Possible Titles:
Return of the Jedi Again
Son of Return of the Jedi
…or, seriously, if this is about Luke’s children, “Children of the Jedi” might be plausible. Or “Son of the Jedi” for Part VII and “Daughter of Jedi” for Part VIII.
Star Wars VII: The Search for More Money.
Star Wars, Episode VII: The Shadow of the Sith
Star Wars, Episode VII: The Force Unbalanced
Star Wars, Episode VII: A Threat to the Republic
Star Wars, Episode VII: The Search for Alderaan
Star Wars, Episode VII: Shiny Things and Pew-pew Noises
Star Wars, Episode VII: Rise of the Wookiee
Star Wars, Episode VII: Revenge of the Ewoks
Star Wars, Episode VII: Who Says It was Incest?
Star Wars, Episode VII:
Starwars Episode VII: The Rise of Jar Jar
Starwars Episode VII: It’s complete shit that rapes your childhood, but you will pay us a billion dollars to watch it 300 times anyway. Oh, and you will need to rebuy all of the other movies again to get it on Blu-Ray.
Star Wars VII: Action Figures Demo Reel
That was Spaceballs 2, but exactly what I came in here to say. ![]()
Star Wars VII: Let’s try this again with a jedi-kid
Star Wars VII: Meet the Solos
Star Wars VII: My Two Uncles
Star Wars VII: Don’t Pull Uncle Chewie’s Furry Finger!!!
Star Wars VII: Fathers And Sons
Star Wars VII: Arise From the Ashes
Star Wars VII: Milking The Cow To Death!
Star Wars VII: Dead Horse Beaten
Star Wars VII: Let’s Reboot This Sumbitch Already
Star Wars VII: Disappointment of the Jedi
Star Wars VII : Threepio Takes Manhattan
Star Wars VII : The Phantom Menace To Society
Star Wars VII : Lando The Lost (Get it??!!)
Dear G-d, no!
Fall of the Empire
Wampas VS Wookies (Undercard: Jawas VS Ewoks)