Real guess:
Star Wars: New Republic
Joke Guess:
Star Wars into Darkness
Star Wars Against the World Crime League
No, but since we all have had to put up with the annoying number scheme (for example: making the first movie released “IV”) for the last forty years just so that the title number would correlate with the time the film takes place in the fictional Star Wars Universe instead of the release date in the actual universe, I’d be pretty annoyed if they abandoned it now and set “VII” before “VI”
Of course, they could make the next film “Star Wars negative three” and make a trilogy that takes place before the prequels, but that would be insane.
Star Wars: I Have a Bad Feeling About This
**Abbott and Costello meet the Jedi
Star Wars: Judgement Day
Wrath of the Jedi
The Two Death Stars
I am your Grandfather
The Revenge of Yub Yub
Hardware Wars
Blue Harvest
The Adventures of Luke Organa Solo
Yet Another New Hope
All my Wookiees
Meet the Gungans**
I seem to remember reading that the original story outline did have a name, and that sounds like it.
Star Wars VII: Sith Storm
Starwars VII: Gungan Style (Complete with horsey dancing.)
That would rock.
Starwars VII: Knights of the Old Republic (Complete with Revan doing horsey dancing.)
I just released that two of my suggestions were very similar to those of Namkcalb. Unintentional! I swear!
So here are two more:
Star Wars Episode VII: An Alliance Under Siege
Star Wars Episode VII: The Threat of Destiny
Star Wars Episode VII: An Old Hope
Star Wars Episode VII: A Vague Hope
Star Wars Episode VII: The Rise of the Cynical Consumer
Star Wars Episode VII: The Revenge of Merchandising
Unbeknownest to Our Heroes, but beknownest to us, the Jarr-Jarr Binks doll copyright has been violated by the evil Darth WalMart…
Also, I realized, not released.
Man, what a day.
So, here are two more:
Star Wars Episode VII: The Dominion of the Tyrant
Star Wars Episode VII: The New Rebellion
Star Wars Episode VII: The Collapse of the Galactic Economy
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Is Balanced, Meaning There Is As Much Dark Side As Good Side, So The Force Is Actually Unbalanced
Star Wars Episode VII: Power Corrupts, And Very Wealthy Power Corrupts Even More
Star Wars Episode VII: Ewoks vs. Wookiees
Star Wars VII: Seventh Heaven
Star Wars VIII: Eight is Enough
Star Wars IX: A Stitch In Time
Also, I like the idea of having negative Star Wars numbered movies! -III would come out first, then -II, then -I. And since we are allowing negative numbers, let’s allow a Star Wars 0 too, even though it doesn’t exist in Roman Numerals.
Knights of the Old Republic should be a TV series, HBO-style, an hour long episode with no commercials. Seriously.
Star Wars Episode VII: What Does This Button Do?
Star Wars Episode 7: Alderaan CSI
Star Wars Episode Seven: How Much for Just the Deathstar?
Star Wars Episode 7: Leia Does Degobah
Return of the Deathstar
Return of George Lucas
The Disney Menace
Not Long Ago and Near
Star Wars Episode VII: Crikeys, Another One?
Star Wars Episode VII: Bet You Didn’t Think Interstellar War Could Be So Boring
Star Wars Episode VII: If I Thought Mitt Romney Could Stop This Film, I Woulda Voted For Him
This is my optimistic title:
Star Wars Episode VII: This Time With Tits!
My money is on Star Wars. No subtitle. No episode.
How about Star Whores?
Star Wars VII: The Legend of Yoda’s Gold