**Star Wars: Enjoy the Go
Star Wars: The Dark Side Rises
Star Wars: The Reboot
Star Wars of Mars
Star Wars Needs Moms
Star Wars: Resurrection
The Super-DUPER Star Destroyer**
Star Wars Episode VII: The Wrath of Khan
I’m sure Disney will want the title to name something specific in the title to give people an idea of what the film contains a lot of, and whatever cool thing they want to use in the marketing, in addition to what toys they’re hoping to sell lots of. Therefore:
Star Wars VII: Jedi Resurrection
Considering that Lucas pretty much pioneered the art of selling toys based on movies, and made a movie called Attack of the Clones, and then sold about 2 billion ever-so-slightly-different clone trooper figures, while Disney has named their recent hits Tangled and Brave, instead of Rapunzel and Merida, respectively (yet sold about 2 billion Rapunzel and Merida dolls, mostly to my daughters), I disagree.
Heck, if the Disney naming trend continues, SW7 might just be called Space or Adventurous.
**101 Clones
The Jedi King
Finding Vader
Lando – the Flying Calrisian
The Gungans Down Under
The Great Force Detective
**
So it’s definitely not going to be Heir to the Empire, right?
In that case, my guess is Star Wars VII: A New Republic
I joked withmy coworkers it would be Rise of the Return of the Revenge of the Sith.
My guess, incidentally, is also “The New Republic.”
I hope!
Definitely not. They are writing an entirely new story. All the novels and stuff are being ignored.
I like your idea a lot better. I would seriously subscribe to HBO just to watch that show.
SW VII: The Shadow of the Empire
Star Wars: Boogie Knights
Heh, fair enough. Time will tell of course.
Remember, it has to be a name that they can also use for a theme park ride. So I go with Star Wars VII: Teacups in Space
Star Wars Episode VII: Pirates of the Empire
Star Wars Episode VII: It’s a Small Republic After All
Star Wars Episode VII: Splash Dagobah
Star Wars Episode VII: Jedi Training Academy (oh … wait a minute)
Star Wars Episode VII: Boba Fett Riverboat
Star Wars Episode VII; Lumpy’s Revenge (ALL dialog is in the Wookie language)
90 minutes of Wookie-ese
Star Wars Episode VII: Micky’s Jihad to Spill The Blood Of Disney-less Unbelievers, Hail Walt!
Star Wars Episode VII: A Spunky Princess & Her Cute Talking Animal Sidekick Go On Adventures & Learn Self-Confidence
Star Wars VII: Properly Numbered
The Return Of Vader
Aren’t you tired of Vader yet?
The Adventures of the Jedi Kids.
Revenge Of Vader: Darth Vader kills George Lucas
The Adventures of The Skywalker clan
“R2! Try and lock down those inertial dampeners before we fly apart!”
Star Wars VII: Not Directed or Written by George