TA DA! We have a wiener!
Inky guessed correctly, with Mblackwell a close second. It is a little poly-resin gargoyle.
The four I have sit on my computer monitor to keep away evil spirits. They all have wings but “Birt” has a face that looks a little like a vulture or a “Bird”. They are all very cute. 
Sent me your address and I’ll mail him to you.
Hooray! I was hoping for the lottery, but this will do in a pinch.
Mblackwell - I have some Wringley’s Doublemint gum. ABC 
So, anyone want to guess what else I have?
the clap? :eek:
fleeing
Yeah, you better flea.
:::WHAP WHAP:::
A starting point for item number 2?
Animal, vegtable or mineral?
Bigger than a deck of cards?
Still not wearable or edible?
Not animal, veg, or mineral.
Bigger than a deck of cards.
Not wearable or edible so that cancels out edible panties.
A CD from the 80’s? (please not ABBA)…
A John Steinbeck paperback?
A really big deck of cards?
Is it used for entertainment? 
No to the others, but -
[quote]
Is it used for entertainment? [/qoute]
Depends on your definition of entertainment. I would say yes.
A handkercheif?
A box of stationary?
Some postcards from some long forgotten vacation?
A rain poncho?
Rain poncho = entertainment ?
We need pictures, please, Jane!! 
Pictures, smictures. Use your imagination
It’s gonna rain all weekend here and, well, any diversion is better than no diversion, right?
Diane is it a rain poncho, please? Cuz apparently now I gotta get pictures.
Pictures, smictures. Use your imagination
It’s gonna rain all weekend here and, well, any diversion is better than no diversion, right?
Diane is it a rain poncho, please? Cuz apparently now I gotta get pictures.
Pictures, smictures. Use your imagination
It’s gonna rain all weekend here and, well, any diversion is better than no diversion, right?
Diane is it a rain poncho, please? Cuz apparently now I gotta get pictures.
Sorry about that… Sometimes I just don’t understand my computer. I swear I got no message that my reply was posted.
Sorry, not a rain poncho. Saran Wrap might work, for the pictures I mean.
Clues:
It’s pink, rubbery, and can be used below the waist.
NO, it isn’t what you think.
It’s a big pink rubber
…ball
[sup]whatcha think I was sayin’?.. :eek:[/sup]
Nooooooooooooope.