Guess What?! I've gotten another friend to sign up. Do I get my toaster now?

Tash, I’ll help you with the essential survival items anyime and you know it.

Thanks for sharing, dpr.

Now back to the subject at hand: make my friend feel welcome so he doesn’t start making those confused puppy noises again.

Ooh, bite me, baby, bite me. You know you want to.

LOL as I type this.

:running HARD:

:whimper:

Damn, too late. He’s already hooked. You should have run while you had the chance! Oh well, welcome to purgatory… :smiley:

Hi

I’m sorry Matt. But what’s wrong with being a puppy? You’re so cute.

:smiley:

Aww look, I made him happy. See, don’t you just love these boards?

Anyone who is new and repeatedly posts to a thread titled “I love bacon” is cute in my book. :smiley: Can you make some more of those cute little puppy noises?

Haaaaaauuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh… does that qualify as a “cute little puppy noise”?

Sure sweetie. Now go have fun, but don’t grow a tail.