Tash, I’ll help you with the essential survival items anyime and you know it.
Thanks for sharing, dpr.
Now back to the subject at hand: make my friend feel welcome so he doesn’t start making those confused puppy noises again.
Ooh, bite me, baby, bite me. You know you want to.
LOL as I type this.
:running HARD:
:whimper:
Damn, too late. He’s already hooked. You should have run while you had the chance! Oh well, welcome to purgatory… 
Hi
I’m sorry Matt. But what’s wrong with being a puppy? You’re so cute.

Aww look, I made him happy. See, don’t you just love these boards?
Anyone who is new and repeatedly posts to a thread titled “I love bacon” is cute in my book.
Can you make some more of those cute little puppy noises?
Haaaaaauuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh… does that qualify as a “cute little puppy noise”?
Sure sweetie. Now go have fun, but don’t grow a tail.