His username is zero hero, but all of us who know him IRL prefer to use one of the following: Matt, Pet Puppy. As official coordinator for my friends joining the boards, I would appreciate it if someone besides my friends would welcome him and make him feel wanted here. Thanks and goodnight.
We’re s’pose to get toasters?!?!?!?!?!
DAMN!
Hi you Zero! I once had a female Philipene Sailfin Lizard named Zero.
HI!
hey, wait a sec; did i just void all chance of friendship with ssskuggiii by posting… damn.
well welcome at last. Me and hypergirl are here and DigitalMuse will be along i’m sure so everybody grab a drink i propose a toast
::raises his glass::
“to Pet Puppy(ZeroHero) even though he didn’t use it”
-A Freak always
PurePhreak
Nah, I meant my friends IRL, sweetie. Don’t worry about it.
::raises bottle of Heinecken, and then takes a sip:: I knew I should have gotten a keg.
Hi! How are you ZeroHero? Welcome to the SDMB, you’ll have fun here, it’s a really great place and soon you’ll never be able to leave… evil laugh But in the mean time can we have a party?
Kitty
OK, you’ve got the Heineken, now you only need two more things to survive. 
Hey everyone! Hey Matt (even though you’re not here yet)! And Tasha, if we get that toaster, you have to share it with me.
I’ll have a beer over here, and let the debauchery begin!
Welcome Zero Hero
Now where’s this debauchery?
Dammnit, it’s my toaster, and besides, you already stole my walrus and now it’s got teeth marks all over it from you putting it in your mouth. Yecch.
::slips onto dpr’s lap:: Hey sweetie, how you doin’? Can you help me out with one of those essential survival items? 
I helped you get all these people to join, so it’s half mine. And the walrus doesn’t have teeth marks on it, but Simna has blood on him because of you.
It’s not entirely my fault your blood is on Simba. If you only kept stuff out of your mouth every now and then…
I say we strike a compromise and get a toaster with four slots: two for each.
There is nothing wrong with putting things in your mouth! I’m sure Simba had no problem with it until you made me bleed on him.
We could work the toaster that way. Or we could just bring it to school and use it as a heat source alond with damnit.
You do realize putting dammnit and the toaster near each other would be a fire hazard, right? I mean, if you wanted to do that, wouldn’t it be better to get a space heater, or a nice burly he-man to steal heat from? [lol]
Jess, Tasha, I don’t even want to know what you’re talking about.
Hey there, it’s Kim Join the madness, although I haven’t posted on here for a few weeks…I have a long download and time to kill, though, so I think it’s about time to start.
Enjoy yourself! And Tasha, enjoy your toaster!
I’m here, finally. So, uh, hi to everyone who said hi to me and stuff. And stop calling me Pet Puppy, dammit. Yeah, I’m already addicted to the board.
Finally! Yay, now we have proof. I’m glad we’ve got another person addicted. 
Hi Matt!!
It’s not our fault you get called Pet Puppy. Youre the one who whimpers like one. I just squeak. HaHa.
Sorry still on my Creed concert high!!!
Later
Welcome Zero-Hero…
Hi Zero.
Tasha, reread the story if you want what you asked dpr for.
And call Jess. No need to keep on polluting mpsims with your convos:D
:running:
Just because of that, I should bite you hard enough to make you bleed. I like the taste of blood, so this shouldn’t bother me, but it might bother you.