Guess what?

Chicken thigh!

[sub]I know it’s silly, but I love those jokes![/sub]

Guess whether?

Why is it nobody yet has made any puns yet in a Raisinbread thread about the Alice Walkler book or the Whoopi Goldberg movie made from it?

Chicken leather? Chicken feather!! I bet it’s chicken feather!
I have never heard these jokes. Brand new groaners, I’m excited!

Ding ding!:smiley:

But you’ll never get this one. I made it up all by myself (and it’s the silliest of all).

Guess how many?

We’re too busy making puns in raisinbread threads about the song by the Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

Chicken Zenny.

Hmm, not bad. But no, it’s:

Chicken killed Kenny! You bastard!
(I warned you it was bad.)

HAHAHAHHAHAAH! My boyfriend and I once played a game of “Guess what,” where you had to take turns saying something that rhymed until you couldn’t think of anymore. I won with “King Tut.”

What exactly is this thread about?

Like Seinfeld, it’s about nothing.

Gah! Get it off me! Get it off me!

Nah. Grapes are purple at times, so it’s:

We can only hope in vine.

[ralph wiggum]
Help!! Raisinbread is touching my special area!![/ralph wiggum]

You can’t stop these arms from beating you!!
You are mundane and ugly.

Guess what?

I just threw away my 1000th post.

Except for this contest, in which the readers vote for the best (worst) purple prose parody.

It’s hard not to like something that makes you laugh that hard!

in

Underpants.

You guys are killing me. Why is this malarkey in the pit instead of mpsims where it belongs?

Sorry for the mistake posted above

But…Raisinbread just wants to loooove! Don’t hate the graper…don’t be a graper hater…

ducks and runs :smiley:
IDBB